Nithyananda Manhandling His Own Case: Verdict Guilty!

Sex Swami Nithyananda Holds a Press Conference to Play Victim Again; Smells of Desperation
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Rrrrabba Rrrrabba." Well, OK, you had a big day at your press conference, and perhaps even you, 'Swami' Nithyananda are a little tired of speaking, but not as tired as our ears, that's for certain.

Hmmmm. Looks like we have two stories, as usual. There's the press story and then there's the direct news from La La Land story (that's your story, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda). But, don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, we're into fairness. And, we'll entertain both stories, especially since your story is very entertaining. Here they are:

1. Deccan Herald (February 24, 2011): Nithyananda Devotees Held

2. Nithyananda.org (February 24, 2011): One More Atrocity by CID & Police against Nithyananda Ashramites

Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we liked to read your story the best. Clearly the winner. Our favorite part was this portion:

"...the CID (Police Team), as a last resort, is trying to create a charge of illegal possession of drugs against Paramahamsa Nithyananda by secretly planting marijuana packets on the campus."

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure glad that all your ashramites have gotten a chance to see you do one of your famous tantric fire rituals where actual marijuana seeds are used (well, they sure looked like marijuana seeds to us). We bet that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did that just to educate your flock about the dangerous of marijuana seed planting especially inside your ashram. That would have been hard to believe that the police would come and do that, but since you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and all your locked up followers always uphold the truth and never ever deviate one little iota from the truth, then we'll have to believe you. Maybe 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, they were just sowing their wild seeds. Kind of like what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda did with your married girlfriend, Ranjitha. Also to add more validity to your claims, now that you have all of your ashramites doing pranayama (yogic breathing exercises) for a change, those channels and esoteric abilities of being able to see through police pockets and able to smell marijuana seeds from far away must have blossomed. Truly psychic. We bet now that anyone will think twice before they come to your ashram with a packet of marijuana seeds, unless of course they are invited to join you in a tantric fire ritual.

And, look at the Deccan Herald article, Sri Nithyananda. It has information about how the CID Police team wanted just to get a signature sample from your very first ashramite, Ma Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ms. D Jamunarani. Wow, she must be famous. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, isn't she the one that co-signed all of your NDA Sex contracts to make sure that your victims would feel roped in to a legally binding statement and completely helpless if they sought any recourse? Why of course it is. Here's one of those pesky contracts that Sri Sachitananda didn't get a chance to destroy right now:

Co-Signed Sex Contract by Ma Nithya Sadhananda

Funny, there was no mention of this incident at all in your article. Nothing about how her car wizzed by or anything. But, in your press conference, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda said that the car the sped by was just your mother. Now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was that your real biological mother or a 'mayi' mother? Sri Nithyananda, we all know what happens when you name some lady 'mayi'. My. My. Anyway, we're glad that you, Sri Nithyananda, captured your real, biological mother speeding off in the car in your secret surveillance camera. Now you can give the full, unedited video that proves that it really was your real, biological mother and not Ma Sadhananda to the police to prove your innocence. We're sure that the police will begin to believe your story about how she's really sick and re-cooperating in some hospital in Chennai because your healing powers have become worthless in your Bidadi Brothel.

Sri Nithyananda, just another small point in your press meet. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, said that no one from your ashram has absconded from the law. That the CID Police Team made up some story about two of your ashramites running away from them and then leaked that 'lie' to the press just to confuse people. Very well. We believe you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Honest. Just simply manifest Sri Nithya Sadhananda (Aiyya) and Ms. Ragini Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Sachitananda, who both have nonbailable arrest warrants issued in their honor, and we'll believe you a hundred percent. No questions asked.

Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Looks like you learned a few things about secretly shooting videos. It's nice that a genuine Paramahamsa can learn new tricks from his own worldly experience. Hey, let's watch your video together, Sri Nithyananda, shall we?

Atrocity! Nithyananda Shoots the Police


Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, those police officers were mighty aggressive. Why they wouldn't even let Swami Sachitananda interrupt them as much as he tried. Look, Sri Nithyananda, from 0:38 to 1:38, we counted 17 times Swami Sachitananda wouldn't let the police finish the sentence. And, as hard as Swami Schitananda physically blocked the Police Officer and would not let him advance, the Police Officer had the nerve to keep moving forward even though Swami Sachitananda was clearly invading his personal space. Just watch, the Police Officer had to move left then right, then left then right. Swami Sachitananda certainly earned his sheep dog credentials right then and there. What's the matter, Sri Nithyananda? Don't the police know who they are dealing with? Swami Sachitananda didn't rise in the ranks of the toxic chemical industry without learning a trick or two. He trained from the best of wolves. We love it how Swami Sachitananda just baits the questions for the camera, "Do not shout at me, sir, why are you shouting at ME!" Did he learn that from you, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Brilliant acting. Ditto for the "Why are you manhandling him, sir?" Planting the onus of guilt right into the question. Perfect.

And, speaking of manhandling, that must have been some manhandling tactics if we ever saw them. Just look, 'Swami' Nithyananda, while being manhandled Rishi Nithya Dayananda never dropped the camera. Mr. Rishi must have been holding that camera with the grip of death... and what a stud, he not only failed to drop the camera but still focused it on the police officer the whole incident. OK, there's one second where he lost focused, but then right back to shooting the police. Now that's the true work of a bona fide kshatriya (warrior). Sri Nithyananda, did you practice your special manhandling techniques on him?  Mr. Rishi must have trained for this day. And, look 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the next picture has Mr. Rishi in a full arm cast looking very sad and in pain. Wow, that must have hurt a lot. Funny, even though you, Sri Nithyananda, can hear the police officer slap the camera, we never heard a single peep of discomfort coming from Rishi Nithya Dayananda. What discipline. But, then again, Sri Sachitananda was flapping his mouth, so there is a chance that we simply missed Mr. Rishi's moment of anguish.

But, boy, on 1:38, we cannot miss the pain he's in. Look, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you even zoom in on that full arm caste. Looks like he'll be in limbo for months. And, such a long face. Is that due to his pain?, his acting?, or the fact that now he has to be interviewed by Swami Sachitananda? Oh, painful. He goes on to describe his arm... "the area has been sprang and badly bruised'. So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is this your type of healing energy that you offer? It looks like when someone is in your energy field, they cannot feel pain at them moment, but they get hurt even worse, especially if a camera is rolling. Atrocity. Looks like a lot of real, genuine victims here.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this looks like this has been a long day for just about everyone. We think we need to show something that's a little fun and light and has absolutely no relationship or bearing with today's incidents. Not at all. We thought we would close on a little action for our football fans, that's international football, OK, soccer, as the Yanks all know it by. Remember, there's nothing related about this video and the events we saw in your video. Nothing at all.

Sneaky Acting Pays Off After All


Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

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Three Nithyananda Henchmen Bagged by the Police

Sex Swami Nithyananda Without Bodyguards. Sachit Arrested. Ayya Hiding. Bhaktananda Doing His Taxes
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. What's new? "Rrrrrrrrau." Oh, yes, we saw your website and your Twitter nitwits flashed out the news. Three arrested. Why, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you got a scoop. With reporting like that, we don't really need to keep this blog going. That will free up our resources and we then can focus on things like how to close up your cult shop. But, we just can't resist giving a quick blog entry.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, how many people were arrested? Why one of your top Twitter-twits, Nithyananda Family, fired of this off in your disgraced FaceBook site:

Nithyananda Family
‎24 Feb 2011-FLASH NEWS!!
ONE MORE ATROCITY BY CID & POLICE AGAINST NITHYANANDA ASHRAMITES - Four Nithyananda ashramites arrested forcibly without an FIR!!
Sri Nithya Sachitananda Swami, Rishi Nithya Atmaprabhananda, Rishi Nithya Dayananda and Sri Nithya Shantimayananda are under illegal arrest!!!
More details awaited...

'Swami' Nithyananda, they counted four (4) people. That's 1-2-3-4. But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, isn't Rishi..., so you now call them Rishi in honor of Osho? Sorry, we digress, isn't Rishi Nithya Atmaprabhananda the same as Rishi Nithya Dayananda? Brilliant, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, mixing up the names to keep the police confused must be working for even your ashramites are confused. Or maybe their just tired. Or maybe they are in just experiencing too much bliss. So, it looks like three people with Sri Nithya Sachitananda Swami, a.k.a. Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, the crown jewel of the catch. Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Sachitananda has now been arrested twice. Does that make him more experienced than you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? You have some catching up to do, or Sachitananda will become even more enlightened than you, Sri Nithyananda.

So, Sri Nithyananda, any predictions who will be arrested next? We know that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, being an enlightened healing master with all your claims of seeing the future and changing the future will see this as just too easy. After all, no one can claim so much of building their empire at such an early age as you can. Even Adolf Hitler waited until his mid 40's before staking out his claim. So, Sri Nithyananda, who's next? We have an idea. If you're short on bribe money, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can sell cards with grids of 25 spaces on them and then print your ashramites' names randomly in each box. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can have the center square. That block seems like a good place for you. Then, as you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your ashramites (as well as your other criminal partners) get arrested, your fans can cross off the names. Who ever gets the winning card of five-in-a-row wins! You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can offer some prize as an incentive, like an offer to do a free pada puja (foot washing ceremony) to the winner(s) which is a $2,000.00 U.S.D. value.

Nithyananda lines up the marketing potential with a new twist on Bingo

Sri Nithyananda, do you like that idea? "Rrraarara."  Hmmmm. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, with the CID Police Team arresting batches at a time, there could be multiple winners. That could cause some problems. Better make it a prize that doesn't cost any money just in case the Police arrest everyone at once. Oh, Great Predictor of the Future, that's you, Sri Nithyananda, will there be any more arrest today? Sorry, we asked that, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But, since you just sent over 60 people to peacefully protest in front of the police station, why you just made it even easier for the police to do their job. It just like a combination of pick-n-pull (junkyard salvage) and room service. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are familiar with room service, correct?

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what will all your supporters be doing there? Oh, fasting.... indefinitely. Hmmm, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we were kind of hoping that you would come up with something creative like demanding that they do a new breathing technique like hold their breath indefinitely. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we realized that you mastered that technique at an early age, being an enlightened, genuine Paramahamsa. We have reports about you as early as two-year-old, that you were not only able to hold your breath, but you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were able to kick and scream at the same time. A true prodigy.

Oh, we get it now, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We see the inner-logic for having them all do a prolonged, indefinite fast without food. Sri Nithyananda, that sounds like a win-win situation. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda get to have your room service ladies slim up for their next round of tantric enlightenment and at the same time, you save on food cost. Simply close the kitchen and count the savings. That will more than offset the cash it will take to spring them from the slammer. In fact, you, Sri Nithyananda, might even have a little bit of pocket change afterwards. So, did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, orchestrate this little event to get a little positive cash flow going? We now established a motive.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we realize that you probably did not organize this cash-making scheme yourself because now you might get a little lonely. Who, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are you going to talk to now? In the daytime of course. Yes, that little camera in your bedroom revealed who you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda talk to at night, besides the ghosts. Anyway, with Sachit arrested, Aiyya hiding, and Bhaktananda doing his taxes on a conjugal visit (renunciant style) to the U.S., who are you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, going to share your business deals with? Well, Sri Nithyananda, we know that you're a resourceful guy. Let's see. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda could pass notes in jail. We know that you had 53 days to master that system. And, Aiyaa hiding from nonbailable arrest warrants doesn't mean that he's out-of-reach. If you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and him purchase enough cell phones and SIM cards and change them every hour, you can probably stimulate the local economy and keep in touch with him without being immediately caught. But, there's always that risk. And, where exactly is Aiyaa hiding? Is he under your bed, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Oh, we're sorry. We forgot. That parking spot is already reserved. Well, maybe he's close by. In case he's not, that would leave you with Bhaktananda who is vacationing in the United States. Yes, with modern technology, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda can ring him up anytime without using your supernatural powers. Simply let your fingers do the walking (just as we saw them do in that video of yours.) But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will have to realize that if poor Bhaktananda is going to be called by you at all hours, he'll have less time to do his U.S. taxes. Bhaktananda's taxes are not a straight-forward event. After all, Bhaktananda is a genuine sanyasi (renunciant monk) who's on the fast-track for enlightenment, but still masters your business deals. Therefore, his taxes must be complicated. Let's see, Sri Nithyananda, can he write off that trip to Nepal and later to Himachal Pradesh he took with you last Spring as a business expense? Does he have to claim that the airfare paid by tax payers of India he took with you again back to Bangalore as a benefit (income)? And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, all those charity donations he made to all those needy causes to well connected people, can he write those off without showing a receipt? Yes, that does get complicated. Poor guy, Bhaktananda, probably doesn't even have enough time to do what he loves to do most and make cheap and tawdry imitations of Lord Kal Bhairava to wimpy little informers who make police reports when they receive his death threats. Sri Nithyananda, no humor these guys have. They need to learn something from a genuine Paramahamsa on how to lighten up and enjoy life, just like you do, Sri Nithyananda.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Lost One of His Own: Premananda, Protégé to Sex Swami Nithyananda, Dies in Prison

Premananda Shows 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda How It's Done. Claim to be God. Defraud. Convicted & Die. Good Riddance.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Rrrawal." Oh, our Gruntanese is a bit rusty there, but you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, sound a bit sad. That's not like you. In fact, you seem to be able to plaster on that insincere, crocodile smile of yours no matter how serious the charges are.... just like that other fake guru, Premananda.

Smiling, Smiling, Smiling, knowing that you're protected by the police

Photo ops in court always bring a smile to charismatic & colorful god-frauds, even if the verdict is a double life sentence

You know, Sri Nithyananda, the guy who is serving two double life sentences for 13 rapes including child molestation, a murder, and major tax fraud. Premananda's orphanage just turned out to be his sex slave camp where he victims were held through physical and psychological hostage. Oh, yes, six of his henchmen were also convicted. Tsk. Tsk. Why we bet that they were not so careful as your crew who took precautions to draw up a sex contract and later had the smarts to try to destroy them all. Stroke of genius. And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda only have one rape charge to contend with. So, using our slide calculator, that means you, Sri Nithyananda, would only receive 1/13th of a double-life sentence.

Oh, but, wait 'Swami' Nithyananda, we forgot that Ma Nithyananda Sachitananda, a.k.a. Ragini Vallabhaneni, is still at large as she absconded from the law with nonbailable offenses. Wasn't she once one of your special madams? What would happen if the police caught up to her and she started to squeal? Then according to our slide calculator, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda would be serving 49 consecutiveness life-sentences. Oh, not so good. Especially since you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, bragged that you would live to 120. Hmmmm 120 times 49, that comes to 5,880 years. Wow, even the Third Reich didn't predict that it would go on for that long. So, Sri Nithyananda, what would happen if you died before your sentence was up? Perhaps it would just continue in your after-life. Not a pleasant thought.

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, looks like Premananda also did the holy ash manifestation trick. Do you, Sri Nithyananda, need to pay him royalties? It's a true-and-tried way to trap innocent follower. Too bad Premananda set up his shop in Tamil Nadu. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that was a big mistake he made, for it only took three years to get him convicted of all those rape charges. Good thing, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, decided to move out of Tamil Nadu into the safe haven of Karnataka. Much friendlier place to be since you're into the god-fraud business. We guess you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have your rival in cult crime, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar to thank for that pioneering move. But, then again, having devotees like that bullheaded wombat, Anjula Jackson, who filed charges against the Karnataka Police sort of level the playing field. (Thanks, Anjula.)

Hey, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we have an idea for you. Why don't you use this opportunity to swoop up Premananda's devotees and any assets that the government hasn't taken away? Even after being in jail for almost 14 years, he still has a cult following. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda could use some folks like that. Do you, Sri Nithyananda, remember how empty your ashram was when the scandal first broke out? They all ran away. Lightweights! Since the criminal charges of rape, fraud, criminal conspiracy and other charges haven't exactly gone away... and will continue to surface, you, Sri Nithyananda, could use a crowd like that. Especially if you flee the country like you just applied, but failed, to exit. Sorry, about that 'Swami' Nithyananda. You'll just have to rough it out in your holy brothel. All those 24K gold thrones must be tortuous to sit on.

Crocodiles always have a reason to smile. Sweet memories.

Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We'll leave you with a few links to catch up on the verdict that was passed on Premananda. It will be a good reminder to how it will end for you. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda. No matter how far you run, you'll end up in the same graveyard that you've done all those red chili fire rituals in. Won't there be a nice reception for you there?

Criminal Legacy of Fake Guru Premananda:

• Three Newspaper Articles from 1997 Highlighting the Conviction of Parmananda
• CBCID Case Study of God-Fraud from Paramananda

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Prediction: Nithyananda Celebrates Diwali Again & Again in the Year of the Rabbit

Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets a Bang Out of the Lunar New Year; Diwali Deja Vu All Over Again
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? <<dead silence>> Hmmmmm, couldn't be samadhi (trance). We know what that looks like when it's done by Sex Swami Nithyananda... we remember all those videos when he was under samadhi with Ranjitha, the married film actress. Meditation? Nah. He only does that with lots of cameras and blue kerosene that was intended for the poor. We know, 'Swami' Nithyananda is upset with us because we ignored him for over a month. That must be it. OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We're very, very, very sorry that we haven't written anything about you for over a month. Yeah, we didn't forget your press conference, although it was just more of the same. We promise to embed your videos and give a full commentary and analysis, just as you have grown to expect. Actually, we've been a bit busy. 'Swami' Nithyananda, we figured that if you can celebrate your birthday on January 1st as well as March 13... hey, Sri Nithyananda, everyone knows including the passport people that your real birthday is March 13, then we thought we could celebrate Diwali several times in one year. We just know how you love fireworks.

Multiple Diwali celebrations are in store for 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda

...especially when the fireworks are up close and personal. Kabam! and a Kaboom! and perhaps even a Kabloop. Ok, that last one fizzled, but we're working on it. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we actually trying to make everyday your special and personalized Diwali celebration, just for you.

Nithyananda's celebrations have a shorter fuse than normal

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, speaking of fireworks, we thought of another reason to light a bunch of them off in your honor, the Lunar New Year. Yes, Sri Nithyananda. Happy New Year! Do you, 'Swami' Nithyananda know what year it is? We'll give you a hint. Last year, was the Year of the Tiger. Yes, as you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda know better than any of us, that year was full of unpredictable surprises and turns of events no one could guess. Yes, that was a hectic year, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But, good news. This year is suppose to be not as fierce. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, a calmer year that has a fluffy outlook to it. Give up, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Why this Lunar New Year is the Year of the Rabbit. Yes, the rabbit is known for diplomacy and close multiplying relationships. We think that you, Sri Nithyananda, just might enjoy this year.

But, wait, 'Swami' Nithyananda. This is no ordinary Year of the Rabbit. It's the Year of the Metal Rabbit. Is that metal as in heavy metal music? Oh, no, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We don't like the sounds of this either. Just look!

Nithyananda will rock out in the year of the Metal Rabbit

We don't know what's going to happen. Maybe those astrologers got it wrong. After all, they claimed that on your second 'mystical' birth date that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda were born under:

1 January 1978, in the Tamil month of Margazhi, in Chitra nakshatra, Kanya rasi, ashtami tithi in kanya lagna

But, nothing like that matches up for January 1, 1978. Not even close. So, maybe, Sri Nithyananda, instead of the Year of the Metal Rabbit, it is actually the Year of the Mental Rabbit.

A few surprises await Nithyananda and his cult in the Year of the Mental Rabbit

Oh dear, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. That doesn't seem very assuring either. Maybe that featured 'Mental Rabbit' is a direct ancestor of the Killer Bunny from the Monty Python's 'The Holy Grail'. You see, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what seems like an innocent and harmless bunny could actually come and wipe out you and your not-so merry (maybe it's once-upon-a-time-married) men. Why you're in luck, Sri Nithyananda, here's that Killer Bunny now:

Nithyananda Shadows the Monty Python


Frightening. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda better look after your soft and fluffy crowd with a little more care and concern. Or, this re-enactment just might come true. Even though you, Sri Nithyananda, are well equipped with lawyers, thugs, and cash, you're no match to the wrath of justice and the truth. Even meek creatures can mow you and your fraud squad down.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We'll set a few predictions that we have for you and your cult for the beginning months of the Year of the Metal Rabbit:

1. The Deccan Herald uncovers some hard facts about you, Sri Nithyananda and your fraud, and then you threaten this paper with your Final, Final, Final, Last Time, and This-Time-We-Mean-It Legal Notice
2. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda release some more so-called 'truths' about your secret communications with aliens in hopes to lure rich donors from Star Trek conventions into your cult
3. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will claim that Mubarak collaborated with the CIA and Church of Right-Wing-Advocacy to hire top-notch Hollywood geniuses to morph the videos that you already confessed to starring in just to discredit your money-making cult
4. That you, 'Swami' Nithyananda actually tell the Truth for once and disclose Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's dirty dealings and womanizing exploits in hopes that the media will give him even more attention (and you less attention) than you're getting now. Oops, that prediction already came true. At least the effort is there.  OK, that one doesn't count, Sri Nithyananda
5. To raise money, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda will turn your so-called temples into Halloween theme parks to attract new followers and fill the coffers
6. That you, Sri Nithyananda, will collaborate with the Church of Scientology and pay them tribute and royalties in exchange for legal protection, secrecy, and continued 501(c)3 nonprofit status from the IRS
7. With the launch of your new television channel, you 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will compete for audiences who would normally watch infomercials featuring Eric Estrada and the George Foreman Grill and actually buy that stuff
8. No matter what decision the court rules upon, you, Sri Nithyananda, and your team of attorneys will find a way to delay, challenge, and overrule the verdict until everyone grows old and retires

We think that's enough predictions for the next couple of weeks. We'll let our loyal readers come up with a few more.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.