No VIP: Sex Swami Nithyananda Invites Himself to Puttaparthi to View Remains of Sri Sathya Sai Baba

Self-Promotes, Positions and Poaches: How 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Disrupted Sri Sathya Sai Baba's Funeral.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Rrrahaha!" Oh, that sounds much better. We see that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda are enjoying your temporary bail relaxation that can be taken away at any time, but definitely will expire in three months. OK, we think that you, Sri Nithyananda, should make the most of this opportunity. So, where do you think you'll wander off to and cause some mischief that only you can create? The beach? The singles bar? (It better not be a karaoke bar; compared to your singing, we heard more pleasing sounds at the newly rescued section of the Humane Society , 'Swami' Nithyananda.) OK, so where will a so-called Living Avatar with a sex contract show up?

Oh, no, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, tell us it isn't so. Did you really crash the death ritual and last rights of Sri Sathya Sai Baba? Was that really appropriate? Poor Sri Sathya Sai Baba. He's just went into Maha Sammadhi and no doubt, there is still a strong connection between him and all of his sincere followers who miss him dearly, and then, there, in his own ashram in Puttaparthi, is a predator with his thugs. (That predator is you, Sri Nithyananda.) Imagine the shock and hurt Sri Sathya Sai Baba's sincere followers received. We weren't there to view it, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but congratulations. You made at least a line in all the papers covering the story and full-fledged articles in both your favorite new outlets, The Deccan Herald and The Mid-Day. Why Sri Nithyananda, these papers don't seem at all intimidated by your barrage of lawsuits and legal threats you keep threatening them with. Your antics are almost like news-feed fodder. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, sure know how to make friends and influence news stories.

Well, Sri Nithyananda, let's take a look at some of the pictures taken on this occasion, shall we?

Sex Swami Nithyananda bursts into the scene with his cult's top lieutenants.

Here's where you enter, Sri Nithyananda, We see that you're flanked by sincere Sathya Sai Seva Dal volunteers and the police. Visible from the back in the little hermit crab, Mr. T. Dhanasekaran, a.k.a. Swami Sri Nithya Sadhananda (Ayya) and to our right is your loyal garland caddy, Mr. Siva Vallabhaneni, a.k.a. sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda. Lucky thing both of these top lieutenants got out in bail or you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, would you have had to bring along Sri Nithya Dheera. He might have gone off and started fixing something when he should have been protecting you.

Sex Swami Nithyananda giving his loving and unconditional glare of a holy man as the police intervene and block his passage.

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda. That must have been a bit tense when the police stopped you dead in your tracks. It seem that sometimes-Swami Sachitananda didn't know exactly what to do. Was he offering the police and protective volunteers some flowers? Maybe he was threatening to hang them with a noose of flowers. Now, that would have defeated the purpose of the visit all together. And, look, who is that peeping over your right shoulder? Is Swami Sri Nithya Sadhananda? We bet that being behind you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was the safest place to be at a time like that. If the crowd turned on you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, he might just have been able to escape.

More haggling to get in. The faster the talking, the more hands-on resistance. But, barely a peep out of Mr. T. Sadhananda (way there in back).

"I have a hunch, a very strong hunch indeed, we're not wanted here.", confided sometimes-Swami Sachitananda while straight talking to Sex Swami Nithyananda. The body language says it all.

Upfront and in-view of all the cameras.

Well, Sri Nithyananda, in this picture, you finally made it to your destination. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are up front and close to bigger-than-life cut-out of Sri Sathya Sai Baba. Everyone including the media can see that you both wear matching orange. The association cannot be missed now. And, soon these very same viewers will see your mass marketing of miracles and other impractical magic on YouTube. Good show, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You have now been seen, redeemed, and in-demand. Mission accomplished.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we read in both the The Deccan Herald and The Mid-Day that you had quite a time coming into Puttaparthi. Was security a bit tight? We heard that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and your cult delegation tried to ride on the slippery coat tails of real estate wheeler-and-dealer and early post-scandal guest to your ashram, VHP chief Ashok Singhal. But, at Checkpoint Charlie, you, Sri Nithyananda, were turned away. It seemed that many of the ladies objected to your presence. What? Ladies objecting to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Did you ever turn them away? Heavens. This must be media mischief and simply not true. OK, then it seems that Superintendent of Police was alerted, and finally after the cool-headed and warm-hearted senior Seva Dal devotee intervened, he allowed even the likes of you and your cult-crowd to enter. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, in the hearts of true Sai Dovotees, even a notorious god-fraud like yourself can be forgiven. But, we really suggest that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do not take advantage of that.

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, after getting the green light to enter, we understand that you were directed toward the 'commoner' lane, not the VIP or the VVIP lane, where you had to wait it out and circle through just like everyone. Maybe, just maybe, as you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were in line, you might have learned something about humility and sincerity. But, somehow, we doubt it.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that's at least what the papers said. Let's take a look at the replay on YouTube, shall we?

Overview: Homage to to Sri Sathya Sai Baba


Wow, Sri Nithyananda, this is kind of touching. Even you with your inflated numbers can get a feeling of how important Sri Sathya Sai Baba was to spirituality and India. The numbers of guests coming through were estimated to be around 700,000 to one million with countless of sincere volunteers ushering everyone through, so that each and everyone one of them could give their final farewell to Sri Sathya Sai Baba. And, look, at all the dignitaries. There's the Prime Mister of India, The Congress Party President, Ms. Sonia Gandhi, and many other dignitaries. This was no minor event.

Sex Swami Nithyananda Mourns Sathya Sai Baba's Death


Look, Sri Nithyananda, that seems to be quite a contrast between you and that Senior Seva Dal devotee. Was that the man who allowed you still to enter? Just in case you didn't hear him, Sri Nithyananda, here's his sincere words when he is no doubt referring to you and your self-invited presence:

"Not to go by sentiments, but to be in patience and in peace. And, keep him (maybe he was referring to you, Sri Nithyananda) in our hearts as you (Sathya Sai Baba) have been keeping all the time."

Anyway, we can see from his body language and in his heart that this Senior Seva Dal is sincere and wants to reconcile your presence. We can see, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that he truly has absorbed the message of his master, Sri Sathya Sai Baba, and even during a test of having little sleep, crowds of people, and the unbearable loss of saying goodbye to his Swami, he was able to live up and fully act on the message. A true disciple with the toughest of tests.

Then it's your turn, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You look humble enough, at first. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda give some quick message of blessing. Now that might have been edited, but we didn't hear any words like 'gratitude' or 'thank you' to all the sincere Sri Sathya Sai Baba who accommodated everyone on such short notice. Then at 0:45 of the video, you, 'Paramahamsa' give a frightening glare of hatred or anger. We don't know what that was all about, but that looked more like someone who spent 53 days in jail and is wanted for rape and fraud than anything of a sincere follower of the Divine would give. Did you, Sri Nithyananda, have too much coffee in the morning?

Sex Swami Nihtyananda Visits Puttaparti


Say, look here, Sri Nithyananda. Exactly at 0:09 into the video, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda don't seem to have a clue of what's going on. Yes, that's right, not a clue. There was someone in a wheel chair that needed to get by, and you, 'Swami' Nithyananda decided to do the Old Statue of Liberty play. The old Marine saying of 'Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way' went unheard of. You, Sri Nithyananda, obstructed. Completely unaware. Was your awareness at an all time low? Or, were you, 'Swami' Nithyananda just too arrogant to yield to someone in a wheelchair? Come one, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the cameras are rolling. There's no editing from the Life Bliss Channel, and a little consideration will go a long ways. Look, after being tugged, literally yanked back, you, Sri Nithyananda, finally get the message and step aside. That was a close call. Just imagine if that little incident was caught on YouTube and some snarky blog noticed it. That could have been a setback. An embarrassment. And, later at 0:20 into the video, sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda is all hunched over like a little old lady following an old queen. Was he really that subservient or just bent out of shape? Really, Sri Nithyananda, you really should have sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda do more Nithya Yoga™ so he can stand tall and erect just like you do.

So, tell us, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why did you chose to go to Puttaparthi to view the remains of Sri Sathya Sai Baba? Was it out of respect? Really? We remember as ashramites in your ashram how you used to ridicule all living masters, already-left-their-bodies masters, and other fake gurus, who were collectively your rivals. Let's see, there was Sri Sri, Ammachi, Ramakrishna Mission, oh, how you really didn't like those people, and on and on. We don't think you have respect for anyone, to tell you the truth, Sri Nithyananda. So tell us, why did you go? Were you getting ready to do a media stunt like you did for your father's funeral? You remember, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, how you covered his face with your sandals and then dimmed the lights and stood on his dead head while you flapped your hands like some vulture learning to fly? So, the question needs to be asked, Sri Nithyananda, are you a Paramahamsa or a pterodactyl? Mind you, Pterodactyl Nithyananda, this stunt was all done while all your devotees were gathered around you while clapping their hands and shaking their money-makers. That was quite a site. Were you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, planning a similar publicity stunt?

Perhaps he meant to use sandalwood.

Sex Swami Nithyananda and his cult following; the 'life' of any party, even at his father's funeral. Showing the tranced party-goers the latest dance craze, 'The Dead Man's Stomp'.

OK, after all the bad press of last year and this year, perhaps standing on top of someone's dead head wasn't in the works. So Sri Nithyananda, the question remains. Did you really drop by just to give your last respects to Sri Sathya Sai Baba? But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't you market yourself as a living avatar? Weren't you able to predict these sort of things or at least communicate in a level beyond the worldly realms to know that Sri Sathya Sai Baba was going to go into Maha Sammadhi on that day? So, wouldn't it have been a little more productive if you dropped by a few weeks before Sri Sathya Sai Baba fell very ill to signal that it was time for him to leave this earth? If so, why didn't you, Sri Nithyananda, have a heart-to-heart conversation with him then instead of a drive-by-flower-drop now?

Wait a minute, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you didn't do this little stunt to help all those journalists and bloggers, who you tried so hard to browbeat, uplift their spirits? Nah, we didn't think so either. But, wait, all those journalists and media people along with all those high-profile government officials and some famous celebrities were there to notice your presence. Was this a networking opportunity for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Like a coming of age party? Now that begins to fit the model as we know you by, Sri Nithyananda.

Oh, oh. We thought of another possibility that you had in mind. 'Swami' Nithyananda, answer us truthfully. Were you there to poach Sri Sathya Sai Baba's sincere followrs and set yourself up as the 'current' living avatar?

Opportunistic skunks out to eat someone else's lunch.

Oh, dear, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Say that isn't so. Is that why you've been doing all those magic tricks lately? You know, holy ash and kumkum (red powder) everywhere? Flowers out of nowhere? Oh, dear. 'Swami' Nithyananda, we think that trick is very deceitful of you. When someone like Sri Sathya Sai Baba performs these miracles, these acts are nothing but the by-product of something Divine. These miracles are like a vapor trail from a rocket. But, someone with a little knowledge of dark practices can replicate that same vapor trail and claim that it is 'divine'. That would be shameful if you try to use your dark siddhis and tantric practices to trick innocent and pure Sri Sathya Sai Baba's devotees into your cult camp.

Let's set the record straight, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Sri Sathya Sai Baba emphasized selfless service to humanity. That's a core teaching, and He encouraged all of his sincere devotees to do. Yes, Sri Sathya Sai Baba set up free hospitals to service anyone of any faith or no faith at all. No questions asked. He also used his funds to provide clean and safe drinking water to all. Not just to those that wore his mala (rosary). 'Swami' Nithyananda, go to any city that has a strong presence of Sri Sathya Sai Baba, and you'll see organized and sincere service to the homeless. There will be soup kitchens and shelters, and zero promotions or proselytizing in Sri Sathya Sai Baba's name. Just pure service with humility. That's quite a contrast to your poorly attended 'service to the needy' that is used for just a photo op session. What percentage of your budget is used for humanity purposes? Yes, we thought so, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will never want to show your actual budget and your actual income stream. You run a business at the expense of peoples' faith. Shameful. And, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda would love to exploit all these heart-based devotees and trick them into following you. You know that they are sad and down right now, and that many of them will have a sincere longing to follow a living master even if that means leaving the Sai Centers that they affiliate with. But, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are no Sai Baba. Get over it, and stay away from a true master's sincere devotees.

Message to Sri Sathya Sai Baba Followers:
On a serious note, please give a good, long, and thoughtful pause before considering doing any programs with Swami Nithyananda. Although his marketing programs on YouTube and otherwise seem slick and sincere, Swami Nithyananda is not what he seems to be. You have had the best, and Sri Sathya Sai Baba is still with you, but just in a different form. Gather strength from your congregation and fellow devotees and continue the selfless service that Sri Sathya Sai Baba has established. Please don't go astray. Now is the time to be strong.

Please remember these images and facts about Swami Nithyananda:

Would a true master openly do tantra as placing 1000's of red chilies into a fire ritual?

A chilli reception in the offering. Spicy tantra with karmic consequences.

Would a true master have a Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) Sex Contract?

Signed NDA Sex Contract

Would a true master romp around in his bedroom claiming to the outside world that he is a renunciant? A true Paramahamsa? And, then claim that he was 'under trance', 'experimenting', and 'not feeling well' while explaining his fleshly behavior with a married film actress?

Keeping his health in check even under trance.

Please do not be fooled. Your prayers still will be heard, but you have to use your intellect. Don't stray from the path that Sri Sathya Sai Baba and you worked so hard to establish. Keep on and be strong. Sri Sathya Sai Baba is still with you. Perhaps in another ten to fifteen years, he will come to you again in a physical form. Please make him proud, and show him that you stayed on the path he worked so hard to get you on.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

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