Nithyananda Past Interrogation Report Haunts His Cult's Present Lies; Pure Fraud

Sex Swami Nithyananda Wishes He Could Erase His Interrogation Reports; His Erectile Dysfunction Spreads to His Brain
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Aaaaarrrraha." Wow, you sound tired, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Did you do double tantric duty last night? Wow, sorry to hear that. We can't imagine the burden it is to be a real 'enlightened' healing master and genuine 'Paramahamsa' and do all the things you do to save humanity. Heavens. 'Swami' Nithyananda, the whole world must be in your debt.

Say, Sri Nithyananda, we couldn't help but notice a little article in the Mid-Day.com:

Disgraced and despicable sleaze guru Nithyananda admits to having steamy sex with more than 15 women but does not remember their names

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you sure dropped a few bombshells in during that interrogation. Let's take a look at some of them:

"The self-styled swami said that he was not impotent, but only had an erectile dysfunction"

"Initially Nithyananda claimed that he does not get sexually aroused as he is neither man nor woman..."

"...he (later) told the investigating officer that it was indeed him in the video."

"...he admitted that, apart from the actress, he had sex with more than 15 other women, but did not remember their names."

"...sometimes he chose female devotees to have sex with, and sometimes they were already willing to do so themselves."

"...the disgraced swami said that he had done nothing illegal."

"He said that he might have had sex with many people, but never did he force anyone and all the encounters were voluntary."

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we can't believe this. Look, you just pulled the rug out of your married film star and tantric practicer and now confessed and bona fide sex partner Ranjitha. Although you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda encouraged her to make a big press release still stating that the video was morphed... and then to make some false charges against our hero, Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda, a.k.a. Hanuman 3.0. She also made some fast and lose allegations and filed criminal reports against other potential victims in hopes that they will be scared and shut up. So, Sri Nithyananda, congratulations. You just made a criminal out of your sex partner. Good one. Lying to the police and making false criminal reports is a serious crime. Is this your way to make sure that Ranjitha also gets a room in the women's prison when you go back there again for an extended stay? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your nonstop mouth just pulled the rug out from your own cuddly tantric bed-warmer. Won't she get the shock of her life, if that's possible.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we heard that you've been blowing your little sweetie pie, Ranjitha, kisses as you allow your brainwashed flock to wash your feet during your pada puja ceremony. Just pucker up and blow. Wow, that must be exciting to be paid $2,000 U.S.D. per person and openly flirt with a married film star... in front of all your other room service ladies. Or, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were you really flirting or just sending some holy signals for some more bedside tantra? Or, maybe you were just blowing her off? Shucks. OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that can be a little ambiguous of what was really going on.

Speaking of setting up that married film star and now bona fide sex partner, Ranjitha, to commit crimes, your little criminal gang in Seattle, Washington just might find out how serious this felony act is when they all get sentenced for making false allegations against an innocent man; that is, the only named victim in your criminal report. Won't they be sorry. But, look on the bright side, if they are all in jail, perhaps then they will be able to download the same 'truths' that you were able to download as you spent 53 days in the slammer. So, it's all good, 'Swami' Nithyananda.

So, Sex Swami Nithyananda, you only claim having sex with 15 ladies, but you forgot their names? Why 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, your memory seems to be going right down the tubes. Someone who lived in your LA ashram for just a little over a year could name at least 25 ladies who carried your tray of food and extended their stay way past into your next meal. Boy, Sri Nithyananda, maybe you just chewed your food real slowly. And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda cannot remember their names? Oh, come on, Sri Nithyananda. You bragged to all your ashramites how you remember everything. That is all there in your 'spiritual' filing cabinet. Past lives too. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, just need to open the drawer, not that drawer, the filing cabinet drawer, and access the information.

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Being neither man nor woman and probably beyond the threshold of being classified as a pathological psychopath, how are you going to wiggle out of this one? Oh, we see, 'Swami' Nithyananda. When the going gets rough and it looks like the Truth is not going to come to the defense of a true 'Paramahamsa' and enlightened healing master, simply get a lawyer to make it all right once again. According to your now anointed tantric porn star, Ranjitha's lawyer (advocate), Gajendra Naidu:

"When an accused confesses his crime before the investigating authority, they should recover facts related to the crime, which are permissible in a court of law and not just a confession made before cops. This is generally considered to have been made under duress and does not stand in court."

Wow, there we go, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. That was close. If you didn't have this verbal sheepdog to defend you in court, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, just might be found what everyone already knows, GUILTY!

Oh, by the way, we thought Guru Swami G. did another excellent job in analyzing your fraud and ripping it to the trash that it is. So, enjoy watching this 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You just might learn something about yourself.

Guru Swami G. Pulls the Veil Off Nithyananda...Again


Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

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