Modest Man, Nithyananda, Doesn't Want to Steal Attention Away from His Great Idol, L. Ron Hubbard of Scientology - Voluntarily Changes His Birthday from March 13 to January 1
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "aaaaaaagh." Oh, dear, we thought you would be in a better mood than that. It's sunny, skies are clear, and look! More fireworks!
See how confident he looks in his crisp suit and karate chopping body behavior? Why that's just like you, Sri Nithyananda. After all, L. Ron Hubbard started out as pulp fiction writer, then a fantasy / sci-fi writer, and then as a charismatic spiritual leader. Wow, he was excellent in finding gullible people to separate their cash. In contrast, you, '
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, we couldn't help but notice that you got a little green in envy at the thought of building your empire just like Scientology. After all, Scientology got 'religious tax exempt' status and still has a Multi-level marketing (MLM) scheme that brings in billions of dollars. And, it's all very hush hush. Will you, '
Boy, Sri Nithyananda, Tom Cruise is sure successful in this worldly world. We sure are more open to Scientology and its teachings thanks to him. Maybe some of his success and charm will rub off on us? Here's hoping. So, '
Oh, yes, there's Ranjitha. She has a real pull factor. Maybe even a push factor. Amazing.
Do you, '
After viewing these videos to some very impressionable minds, you '
And, if you look closely, it says your date of birth is March 13, 1977:
By the way, '
But, wait a minute, '
Why look, you get carried around like some Egyptian Pharaoh, pre-mummified, by all your spiritual slaves. Boy, all that gold must be heavy to pull around. You, '
And, here, we have your married film star, Ranjitha, looking up and admiring whatever you seem to be wearing and, ah, revealing. And, she's lighting one up in your birthday honor. Is there some symbolic meaning behind that?
So, how did this rumor get started, Sri Nithyananda? Oh, look, it is your autobiography, "Nithyananda Vol. 1" on page 60:
"Nithyananda was born on January 1st, 1978 at 32 minutes past midnight in the holy town of Tiruvannamalai in South India."Wow, '
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1 January 1978, in the Tamil month of Margazhi, in Chitra nakshatra, Kanya rasi, ashtami tithi in kanya lagnadidn't exactly match the horoscope of that year. Not even close. But that's just a minor detail that those analytical people, who can never relate to you on heart basis, will get hung up. But, yes, agreed, it is very consistent that you, '
So, how could this happen where your passport and other official documents such as two U.S. visas all state that you were born on March 13, 1977? Was that on a Friday? Friday the 13th? Now that would never fit your horoscope. A total mismatch.
So, how could this mistake happen? We believe you when you say that you were born and 'enlightened' on January 1st. Honest. After all, this is your mother's big day too. And, '
So, how could March 13, 1977 slip into your passport? We think we have the answer, '
In fact, we looked up all the happenings that occurred on March 13 throughout the years, and we found zero resemblance to you, Sri Nithyananda, and your life. None at all. Let's take a look at this proof, shall we?
On March 13, 1764, Earl Gray was born. Although he became Prime Minister of England, perhaps, Sri Nithyananda, you will know him by the tea that was named after him. But, '
On March 13, 1781, William Herschel discovered Uranus. Now there's absolutely no resemblance whatsoever between you, '
On March 13, 1913, American Spookmaster, William J. Casey was born. Mr. Casey, as you might recall, '
On March 13, 1938, Nazi Germany annexed Austria by having the Nazi Party conveniently pull a coup before the general election for the people to vote on the referendum, which was then immediately canceled. That was known as Anschluss. Wow, '
On March 13, 1943, the Nazis destroyed the Jewish Ghetto in Kraków (Cracow) in Poland and killed most of the residents which was a part of the Holocaust tragedy that in total created between between 11 million and 17 million victims. Nope, nothing to do with you again. You '
On March 13, 1962, Mr. Lyman Lemnitzer, the Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, proposed a plan called "Operation Northwoods" that would have U.S. troops shoot innocent U.S. civilians and destroy U.S. property and then blame it all on those dirty, rascals in Cuba. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you being a man who preaches so nicely with sugar-coated words on YouTube that we know that this could never happen. Not a chance.
On March 13, 1964, some unfortunate lady, Kitty Genovese, was murdered right in front of her neighbors who did nothing to save her. This coined the psychology term of "bystander effect". '
On March 13, 1991, big, bad oil company, Exxon, agreed to fork over $1 billion for the clean-up of the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill in Alaska. Once again, '
On March 13, 2008, the price of gold on the New York Mercantile Exchange exceeded $1,000 per ounce for the first time. Gee, '
So, Sri Nithyayanda, other than that other 'enlightened' master, but inferior peer of yours, L. Ron Hubbard, there's absolutely no connection between March 13 and you. That misprint in your passport was only a face saving tactic to get you on the fast track to get all your chosen followers enlightened, just like you. No other reason at all.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
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