Sex Swami Nithyananda Gets a Bang Out of the Lunar New Year; Diwali Deja Vu All Over Again
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? <<dead silence>> Hmmmmm, couldn't be samadhi (trance). We know what that looks like when it's done by Sex Swami Nithyananda... we remember all those videos when he was under samadhi with Ranjitha, the married film actress. Meditation? Nah. He only does that with lots of cameras and blue kerosene that was intended for the poor. We know, '
...especially when the fireworks are up close and personal. Kabam! and a Kaboom! and perhaps even a Kabloop. Ok, that last one fizzled, but we're working on it. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we actually trying to make everyday your special and personalized Diwali celebration, just for you.
But, wait, '
We don't know what's going to happen. Maybe those astrologers got it wrong. After all, they claimed that on your second 'mystical' birth date that you, '
1 January 1978, in the Tamil month of Margazhi, in Chitra nakshatra, Kanya rasi, ashtami tithi in kanya lagnaBut, nothing like that matches up for January 1, 1978. Not even close. So, maybe, Sri Nithyananda, instead of the Year of the Metal Rabbit, it is actually the Year of the Mental Rabbit.
Oh dear, '
Nithyananda Shadows the Monty Python
Frightening. You, '
- The Deccan Herald uncovers some hard facts about you, Sri Nithyananda and your fraud, and then you threaten this paper with your Final, Final, Final, Last Time, and This-Time-We-Mean-It Legal Notice
- You, '
Swami' Nithyananda release some more so-called 'truths' about your secret communications with aliens in hopes to lure rich donors from Star Trek conventions into your cult
- You, '
Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will claim that Mubarak collaborated with the CIA and Church of Right-Wing-Advocacy to hire top-notch Hollywood geniuses to morph the videos that you already confessed to starring in just to discredit your money-making cult
- That you, '
Swami' Nithyananda actually tell the Truth for once and disclose Sri Sri Ravi Shankar's dirty dealings and womanizing exploits in hopes that the media will give him even more attention (and you less attention) than you're getting now. Oops, that prediction already came true. At least the effort is there. OK, that one doesn't count, Sri Nithyananda
- To raise money, you, '
Swami' Nithyananda will turn your so-called temples into Halloween theme parks to attract new followers and fill the coffers
- That you, Sri Nithyananda, will collaborate with the Church of Scientology and pay them tribute and royalties in exchange for legal protection, secrecy, and continued 501(c)3 nonprofit status from the IRS
- With the launch of your new television channel, you '
Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will compete for audiences who would normally watch infomercials featuring Eric Estrada and the George Foreman Grill and actually buy that stuff
- No matter what decision the court rules upon, you, Sri Nithyananda, and your team of attorneys will find a way to delay, challenge, and overrule the verdict until everyone grows old and retires
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
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