The Twisted World of Nithyananda: The Cult of Nithyananda Deepens Its Fraud with False Allegations

Sex Swami, Nithyananda, Tries to Get Others to Spin His Story; But Digs His Own Grave Deeper
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Looks like you've been busy for your birthday bash and getting lots of other people to make you look almost honest by having them lie even more than you do. Is that your brand of enlightenment? Looks like you got Ranjitha to stoop even lower and remove any semblance of sympathy that anyone might have had for her. She can't play the victim card any more. She is now in your legal camp, 'Swami' Nithyananda. A sleazy criminal. Oh, well, we guess you might be living happily ever after as newlyweds after all. That's assuming that the authorities still lock you up in the women's prison again.

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that sure is a brave statement to say the videos are morphed again. So, we're back to morphing. The story is no longer "it is you and portions of the video were morphed". The story is no longer "you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were experimenting". The story is no longer Ranjitha's claim that it is you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, but not her. The story is no longer it is "you, Sri Nithyananda, just experimenting." The story is no longer you, Sri Nithyananda, under samadhi (trance), and the story about you, 'Swami' Nithyananda not feeling well, and Ranjitha was just being a good aid helping you get back on your feet and your soul back into your body. But, there's a problem there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You have no soul. Or if you did, you sold it for a pack of Camels. So, that's a smart move, there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Better drop that 'not feeling well' story. No one really believed that coming from a genuine healing master, such as yourself, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, now we can rest assured, Sri Nithyananda, that the latest story is that the video is morphed, and we have your word that you will not, do we dare say, morph your story any more. OK, the video is now officially morphed from the authentic source of 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Dhyanapeetam Laboratory, at least for today.

Sorry, Sri Nithyananda, there's another problem with your new revised and final story that the video is morphed. The CID forensic laboratories in New Delhi and Hyderabad as well as the CID Police team in Bangalore all declared that the videos are authentic, unadulterated, and genuine. They all consistently certify that was you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda as well as Ranjitha in those videos. So, what is your source, Sri Nithyananda? Did you finally get the lab results from London? Can they be certified? Do you think that since your crowd of 24,000 and growing believes it, that will make it true? How do you think the CID Police Team will respond, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Do you, Sri Nithyananda, still have a police complaint against the CID Police Team courtesy of Ms. Anjula Jackson and your attorney? Is the CID Police Team now open to your suggestions? That would be a big break through, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. But, we don't think that has quite happened yet.

But, Sri Nithyananda. We have an open mind. Yes. Good news for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We're ready to believe you. Honest. 100 percent. We'll make a big headlines in our tiny little blog and proudly declare that the possibility is there that the video is morphed. But, there's one little thing that you will need to do to convince us first, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Do you see this video below? Why of course you do. It's from a band called The Vandals. We know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, could relate to that... but wait to you hear the title. It's called "People Who Are Going To Hell". And the lyrics are just spot on for you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and all your inner-circle lieutenants. And in that video, there's some two-dimensional pictures of some criminals like O.J. Simpson, Charles Manson, John Wayne Gacy, and Ted Bundy. And, all you need to do, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is morph those face pictures with the faces of your criminals like Bhaktananda, Sadhananda, Sachitananda, as well as your latest recruits Supriyananda and Ranjitha. Once you've done that, we will be convinced. Come on, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. This should be easy. It's just two-dimensional pictures. No hardcore 3-D stuff. And, with side-kick and partner in false allegations, Ranjitha's connections in the film industry, you should be able to morph this video in six hours. We look forward to watching it on your LifeBliss YouTube channel tonight.

People (Like Nithyananda & His Criminal Cult) That are Going to Hell

Some people are bad and they don't give a damn
what they do or who they hurt.
They go through their lives and don't apologize
for the sh** that they've disturbed.
But they don't bother me at all cuz I know quite well
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people (like Nithyananda) that are going to hell

Some beat their wives or pull out a knife
and stab a person or two or three
with no repercussions and no one here can touch them
and they get away scott free
But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people (like Nithyananda) that are going to hell

They will spend eternity cursing all they've done
faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run
They will be in agony until the end of time
Cuz they were such arswoles while alive

So try & be nice & to do what's right cuz there will come a day
When you're faced w/ your maker & no one here can save you
No matter what they say.
And be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and
when their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people (like Nithyananda) that are going to hell

And, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, got one of your loyal followers, Supriyananda, a.k.a. Pushpa, to lodge some complaint against Dharmananda, a.k.a. Lenin or Hanuman 3.0. Sorry there, Sri Nithyananda, that story already is full of holes, just like your head. Ma Supriyananda claims that Dharmananda tried to rape her. And also had pictures of her, nude, on his cell phone. Does this mean Dharmananda got her naked. Took pictures of her, and then she ran away and escaped? And, this happened 1.5 years ago, but the trauma was just too intense? And, just yesterday, on December 30, 2010, Dharmananda came all the way up from Tamil Nadu to approach her on a busy intersection with two other ashramites/followers of Nithyananda and threatened her not to tell. But, she quickly got over her trauma and told the CID Police Team, instantly. All the time, the police proved that Dharmananda wasn't near Bangalore. Maybe Dharmananda has learned some magic siddhis (esoteric powers) from you or borrowed a magic carpet ride from Harry Potter. Just amazing what that lad can do.

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Sarcasm aside, we really don't believe you on this one. Nope. We really don't believe your trumped up charges coming from your brainwashed priest in Seattle who got his twelve-year-old to testify either. Especially when that conniving little human weasel Ma Medhananda Mayi is involved. That lady will say anything to get her way, and we have lots of email from her to back up this claim. But, getting all of these people to testify and come up with alibis is going to be another challenge for you to manage. You see, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, once you have all of these people telling stories, they will have to align their stories to make sure that they all match. Right now, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have so many stories with so many people that they are all going to collide at one point. You, Sri Nithyananda, really have to hold daily briefings with role playing to keep them all on the same consistent lie. Otherwise, a simple cross-examination is going to blow the whole strategy to shreds. And, once one story is torn apart, your other stories will fall like dominoes. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, those two alibis that were with your latest storyteller, Ma Supriyananda, are going to be high profile witnesses for the police to start interviewing now. And, that's the police's job. Interviewing criminals and getting them to talk. And, not everyone is 'enlightened' like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. They don't know how to wiggle and smile out of lies. Once they get caught. Presto. Game over. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your whole criminal cult will come crashing down and it will be back into the lock up for you. But, this time, Ranjitha just might be there along with Bhaktananda. So, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will have choices.

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we can see the writing on the wall. Anyone who goes against you, presto. False charges slapped against them. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are we next in line? Cool. Do we have a say in this matter? Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we know that you like to be the authoritarian and decide everything for everyone. We heard about that wedding in Los Angeles you decided to stop on the day of the wedding day, just to have the bride and groom elope and defy you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and their brainwashed parents. So, we know you're not really open to suggestions, but please try. Our reputation is at stake. You see, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we really don't want to be accused of hanky-panky with one of your tired old bat married room service ladies with adult children. Especially one that looks like a human walking stick with an unhinged mouth. Can you imagine how much teasing we will get when we go to the gym if we are accused trying anything funny with one of those ladies? We would be better off accused of getting it on with a snake. (That's not an open invitation to pair us off with Ma Medhananda Mayi. We're repulsed by scales and lizard breath.) And, for goodness sakes, no minors. Even if they signed your tantric NDA sex contract and said that they had just turned eighteen. That is just sick. Sick. Sick. Any parent like that idiots up in Seattle that would allow their daughter to be used as sex fodder in a wrongful legal court should really have their daughter (or son) removed from them. They are not capable parents or functioning people in society. Very wrong. So, please, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, come up with a female (not a male), who is at least 18 years (preferably at least in her mid twenties or older) and doesn't look like a human sleeping bag. So, that counts Ranjitha out. Sorry. That old bag is packing the pounds. She would crush us, and besides, she's all yours, 'Swami' Nithyananda. She's even learned to lie like you.... with a smile. How quaint. She must be enlightened, even though she said that she was scared and didn't want to face up with the Truth that it really wasn't her at all. On a side note, Sri Nithyananda, she says that she's still getting offers for movies. What type of movies? Is there a demand for non-blonde blondes in Bollywood? Hair raising.

Yes, we know that we're being picky, and we know that you're not picky at all. Anything and everything goes. God-forbid if they ever let you go inside a petting zoo. Yuck. So, Sri Nithyananda, when you wrongfully accuse us of doing the same hanky-panky that you've made a YouTube sensation, please pick out a nice lady (not a guy) that will make our mothers proud to be associated with. Ooops, that discounts everyone in your Mission. They might have been decent people at first, but as soon as they start sporting that mala (rosary) there goes the standards. We know that this might take a while, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, but we know that you can do it. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda are an enlightened avatar of everything convenient. We know that you can do this. Honest. Make it match in heaven. (That ought to keep Nithyananda busy for a while.)

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda & Nithyananda's Cult Goes Viral at the Court. Attacks Media!

Nithyananda's Followers Forget Their Vows of Ahimsa (Nonviolence). Nasty! Nasty! Nasty! Nithyananda and His Cult Show Their True Colors

Stymied Swami Nithyananda! High Court of Karnataka Tells Nithyananda to "Shut Up! & Tell It To the Judge". Charge Sheet (Indictment Sticks)

Low-Life Nithyananda and Low-Down Criminals Must Face Trial in Lower Court. All attempts for Nithyananda to Dismiss the Charge Sheet (Indictment Charges) Through Petition are Exhausted. Game Over.


(Story to come later)

Jayanthi Celebrations for Self-Proclaimed Paramahamsa Nithyananda are Coming Early! Fireworks for Fraud!

'Swami' Nithyananda and His Cult Give Us a Taste of His Jayanthi Celebrations to Ring in the New Year; The Blast Will Definitely Ring Alright.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? [blank and empty glare] Oh, yes, how selfish for us to ask you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. With this Inner Awakening program of all about 30 paying participants (and about 30 freeloaders to bloat the already puny stats) and getting ready for those big, grand Jayanthi (birthday) celebrations that are coming (or at least planned) for January 1, 2011, we're just slowing you down. Are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, still the jet-set swami? The jet-set swami without his passport, perhaps. OK, keep on doing that hopping mediation and maybe, just maybe, someone will give you a pogo stick for your birthday, and then you'll be in classic form.

Well, Sri Nithyananda, we guess that you're not the only ones in a hurry. Yes, we've been a little lazy on this blog, but not lazy on making the right things happen. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we would rather make the news than report it. But, don't worry, we'll give you the blow by blow with our verbal 2x4. So, relax! You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, won't miss a thing.

Here's a few headlines that we want to state:

1. 'Swami' Nithyananda's request to dismiss the First Incident Report (FIR) (charges) was today, Monday, December 13, 2010. The High Court of Karnataka adorned the case again until Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2010. (How do you keep a moron in deep, deep, deep, suspense? We'll tell you on Wednesday, Sri Nithyananda.)
   
2. Sex Swami Nithyananda, Sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, and Grumpy Bald Guy, Smarmy Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Sheelum Reddy are getting their formal invitation to the Policeman's Ball that will be this Thursday, December 16 at the Karnataka Courthouse. It is rumored that they will do a special hot-seat lap dance to reenact the crime scene in Las Vegas. OK, in all seriousness, the three criminals have been summoned  by the Chief Judicial Magistrate to appear in court this Thursday, December 16. Should be a great photo op for their website.
   
3. And, not to be left out of the party, Ma Sachitananda (Ragini) and Sri Sadhananda, a.k.a. DHANASHEKARAN Dhanashekaran  (Ayya) absconded (ran away) from the ashram. They were officially summoned to appear at the court on Thursday along with the other three criminals, but were no where to be found. Arrest warrants have been issued.
   
4. Nithyananda's filed a Special Petition with the India Supreme Court in Delhi to quash the charge sheet (indictment) against him. In response, one of our heroes from the CID Police Team, K.N. Yoggappa, said that police now has even more evidence against Nithyananda and his criminal cult. He anticipates at least two more Charge Sheets (indictments) to be filed against Nithyananda Swami very soon.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that's just today's news. This last week has been an avalanche of bad news for you and your cult. Just when we thought we heard it all, there's stories about your alcohol consumption (did you, 'Swami' Nithyananda did you have your magic mushrooms as hors d'oeuvres before or after your cocktail hour?)... and then there was your tight jeans and Eric Estrada look to go along with your ape drape hairdo (some call it a mullet). But, wait, no spandex? And then there was your lap dancing, your child beating (well, we know that one), an attempt to buy an island off of California. Say, isn't Alcatraz, the famous federal bureau penitentiary, also known as 'the Rock' just off the coast of California?

This was just a few hundred million dollars away from being 'Swami' Nithyananda's next ashram.

Was that the place you were eying to purchase, Sri Nithyananda? Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there was already a Birdman of Alcatraz.

You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, could super-size that reputation and be known as the 'Paramahamsa of Alcatraz'. Years, later, tourists will be willing to pay $20.00 each to see where a holy man like you lived in such blissful squalor. In fact, we would be willing to pay to see you there now. Along with Bhaktananda and Sachitananda and throw in that guy with the big, bloated, smelly feet and flowery mouth, Medhananda, and you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, would have the complete tour already to go.

Move over, Birdman, now there will be a Paramahamsa of Alcatraz moving in as soon as the big deal goes through.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's been a lot of stories flying around that just seem too wild to believe. We know that your professional rumor-spreading-mill has been working overtime to plant really dumb (and outright lies) like the Canadian dying during your latest tour in September 2010 (but, one Canadian really did die under very hush-hush and creepy circumstances in December 2008). Then there's that story about how someone was washed away in the Gangga River during the Himalaya Tour of 2005. We asked several people who were on that tour, and not one, claimed that anyone went missing. So, another red herring to discredit our blog and draw the attention of the death we really think was a murder, along with everything else. So, all these wild stories, which ones are true?

Well, Sri Nithyananda, maybe we can have a game like Spin the Bottle or Truth or Consequences. How should we have this game, 'Swami' Nithyananda? What luck! Sometime-swami Sri Sachitananda and Dr. Keneviel (that's a weasel crossed with Dr. Evil that likes to do lots of stunts and dares). Still lost, 'Swami' Nithyananda?... why that's Bhaktananda. The bald head should have given it away. Where were they, oh, look, those two out-on-bail swamis have volunteered to do do a Narco Test or swallow some Truth Serum as long as our hero, Lenin Karuppan, a.k.a. Dharmananda, or as we like to say, Hanuman 3.0, plays along too.  Fine. He's says he's on. Now, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you must make good on the promise of your loudmouth swamis and hold the event.

Truth. A concept never really tried before in the Cult of Nithyananda (C.O.N.)

Hey, we have an idea, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Since you and your loudmouths, at least two of them, will be at the courthouse this Thursday, why don't we have the contest right there? There will be plenty of judges, lawyers, and police to make sure that everything is fair, and that per body ratio, everyone gets the right dose of 'Truth Serum'. Yes, we noticed sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda packing the pounds, so we don't want him drinking Sri Dharmananda under the table. He might just see all that money of yours (or at least it was yours) passing hands. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you have a vested interest to make sure this goes fair and square too. Are you on? Oh, come one, 'Swami' Nithyananda, don't chicken out. Actually, Sri Dharamanda is at a disadvantage. The reason we say that, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is that sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda and Evil Knievel (Bhaktananda) are career criminals. They made all their loot even before meeting up with you, Master of Criminals, by lying and shoving other honest folks to the floor. Just ask Bhaktananda about the story on how he would 'befriend' his clients at Oracle, and rob them blind. (Thanks, Mukku, for that one.) OK, we'll tell that story later. And sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda in a chemical company... didn't even need to fit people with concrete shoes, just douse with the right mix of stuff, and they would evaporate. OK, we don't know if he really did that or not, probably not, but we can see by his behavior that he would stop at nothing to mow over a rival to get what we wants. That, we're assured of. Our point, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda these guys have a whole career of lying. Even under doses of Truth Serum there's a good chance that the same stuff will come out. But, since there's two of them there, maybe different blends of the same stuff will come out, and then it will be fun to compare the two 'samples' and see what's different. But, with Sri Dharmananda there, truth serum or no truth serum, the same stuff comes out. Look, 'Swami' Nithyananda, it really doesn't take rocket science to tell that you run a criminal operation. Just one look at your crocodile smile and babies instinctively know to cry. (Those of course are the ones that you didn't father, so, about sixty percent of the babies that come in your presence will cry.) These children know what a boogie man is before they even heard the word. So, now the secret is out why you send all the little ones away during your lectures. They will all start to cry and be afraid they'll be possessed, snatched, or even eaten. But, Sri Nithyananda, you wait about 16 years before you do any of those things, correct?

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, since you're too big of a holy man to take a test like this, can we work together to make up some of the questions? (Hint, hint: loyal readers, help send in your questions to make sure we get our money out of that Truth Serum.) Here's a few questions we would like to ask:

1. Rounding up to the nearest 100, how many room service ladies got a similiar darshan like Ranjitha received?
2. How many room service ladies are under age 18? (Looking like she was almost 18 doesn't count.)
3. How many room service ladies have adult children?.. and how many of them were married?
4. How many room service ladies are over the age fifty?
5. How many room service ladies are really men / or boys? (Gnanananda doesn't count.)
6. Why did it take over one week to get a simple death certificate for the Canadian who died of an accident (as you said, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda), but officially died of a heart attack like it was stated on the death certificate?
7. How can a modern 'Paramahamsa' have $7.1 Million U.S.D. in his bank account, have all the property in his name, and still be an unattached 'Paramahamsa'?
8. In what ways, do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda considered to be greater than any Paramahamsa from the past?
9. Why haven't you been able to heal the big, swollen, stinky feet of Swami Sri Medhananda, but still initiate healers if they plunk down enough cash and swear the right allegiance?
10. If you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, received so many Truths from your 53 days in jail, why do you seem so afraid of going back and getting more Truths? Why are you afraid to send your followers, Sri Nithyananda, from this golden opportunity?
11. What's the real reason for having all those 24K gold thrones?
12. How much persuasion did it take to get the Seattle priest, Mr. Subrahmanya Prasad Malladi, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sevak, a.k.a. Charana, and his human parasite of a house-guest (pest) Ma Medhananda Mayi, a.k.a. Ms. Kavita Gaddam, to turn his daughter into a deceiving, conniving, and slippery sex criminal just like her live-in role model?
13. What line works the best on ladies: A. "I'm your Lord Krishna." B. "I waited my whole life to elevate your being." or C. "Hey, baby, want to get enlightened?"
14. What's the best technique of separating cash from your followers' hands?
15. If you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are god, why is it so hard to stop some of those pesky blogs?
16. More to come from our readers... (send them in today!)

But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, now that your loudmouth swamis committed to this, you really need to go through with it, or no one will believe them again. This promise from sometimes Swami Sachitananda and Sri Evil Knievel (Bhaktananda) wasn't some ploy like sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda used during the first press meet in March 2010 when you were vacationing in the Himalayas? Remember, 'Swami' Nithyananda, he said that the Nithyananda Foundation and Dhyanapeetam and all the other businesses you are listed under are all 'transparent' organizations! Squeaky clean. Nothing to hide. Pure as snow. Transparent as a ghost. Well, maybe not that one, but all the other ones Sachitananda claimed. Right there in front of the reporters. And, then sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda proudly and boldly and arrogantly (we'll he does that all the time) announced that on your website, (the one that was down for a few days and now has a bunch of broken links) that the death certificate and medical papers of the Canadian who died under mysterious conditions two year ago will be posted publicly and available for all to see and scrutinize. Remember that? Well, the word 'scrutinize' just needed to be shortened, just a bit. That death certificate never went up. But, the YouTube video of the press conference was taken down. A first, for the Life Bliss Foundation. So, much for that transparency. So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you better make good on your goons' word this time. Or, we might begin to think that all your claims of being able to give instant enlightenment just might be some high apple pie in the sky, served with some cherry flavored Kool-Aid of course. We're still waiting...

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda: Tell Tale Signs Nithyananda & His Criminal Cult is About to be Undone. Fraud Exposed!

News: Tuesday, December 7, 2010: Nithyananda Dissed. The High Court deferred Nithyananda's Special Leave Petition (S.L.P.) to quash the CID from filing the Charge Sheet against him. Verdict: Court adjourned until Tuesday, December 13, 2010. Sorry, there, Sri Nithyananda. Not this time. But, every dog has its day.

dhyanapeetam.org was de-listed from Google! As of Tuesday, Dec. 7, 2010, 5:00 p.m. P.S.T., dhyanapeetam.org is now listed as no. 1 in Google again. But, we're still no. 2 for 'nithyananda' right behind you, Nithyananda. So, the Truth will prevail.

Note: For the last 24 hours (Sunday December 5, 2010), Nithyananda's website has been down from his own making. As we were putting the finishing touches to this post, Nithyananda's homepage is now displaying, but none of the links work. We're sure that in the next 24 to 48 hours, even those broken links could be working too if Nithyananda wanted them to. But, it was fun to write this post. Why Nithyananda let his website go to hell in a hand basket for 24 hours remains another 'mystery of mysteries'.

Update!: Google does not like low quality pages that are full of broken links. So, dhyanapeetam.org just got de-listed. As of December 6, 2010, does not show under any of Google searches. Bye-bye, Nithyananda. Next is your Bidadi Palace. OK, on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, Dhyanapeetam.org is listed on Google again. But, we're right behind you with a rank of no. 2, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. Feel comfy?

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Wobbles in the Mess He Made. Nithyananda and His Cult are Doomed.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? "hmmm." Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that doesn't sound like the confident you, like you project in YouTube. Is anything troubling you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Any big disasters that you, Sri Nithyananda, can see? Like a big metorite? A tidal wave? A video leak featuring some saffron clothed sex fiend doing tantric bedside yoga while watching t.v.? Wow, that would be on par of the 2012 predictions you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, predicted.

Wow, look at the bright side. Things couldn't be going that bad. Yes, we know, your criminal elf, Pranananda, didn't get his anticipatory bail. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we all thought including him, that the CID police would drag him by his Dollar Tree (low quality discount store) issued saffron cloth and place him in a cell right next to sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni. But, look, even though criminal elf, Pranananda, knew that he would be arrested and applied for bail before he was arrested, criminal elf, Pranananda, wasn't arrested. Safe. Is this just one more miracle that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda made? And, what luck, after 18 days in the slammer, sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, was sprung. Free as a bird. Well, free as a jailbird. A jailbird without his passport and with travel restrictions, but he can continue to bully people on the phone and get all his high profile lawyers paid. But, that's alone is just one more miracle that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, can claim on YouTube. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can be known as the get-out-of-jail and avoid-going-to-jail Swami. Why, you, 'Parmaahamsa' Nithyananda, can set up an ashram right there on the waterfront, so you'll be close to your clientele.

By the way, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, how much money did it cost, before bribes, to get sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitanandam, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni? $100,000.00 U.S.D.??? $200,000.00 U.S.D.??? Sri Nithyananda, we don't need to know how much the bribe was. Even you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are bright enough not to mention that. But, we just want to know how much the legal fees were. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're sure that it was a pretty penny. Lucky thing sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda has been enlightened by you, Sri Nithyananda. Otherwise, giving up all of that money has got to really hurt. Just think, if sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda was attached to worldly objects like wealth and was truly a greedy, vicious, little wolverine that was a corporate leader of a pack of nasty flea-infested hyenas, he would be ready to cry or at least have another round of illnesses worthy of receiving medical care from one of your short-hemmed nursing ladies. But, we're certain that sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda sincerity to the Divine will just make this incident seem as if it was just like trimming his own toenails. No attachment, whatsoever.

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're sorry to report that it does look like there was a little bit of a setback for you. Your efforts to manipulate the court system didn't seem to pay off. And, the high court agreed what the low court delivered to you and that was your charge sheet. Delivered with a smile. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, being now known as the get-out-of-jail and avoid-going-to-jail Swami, will you be able to preform this 'miracle' on yourself just like you've been able to demonstrate all your other past miracles like staring into the sun, putting hot coals on your head while you sit in your blue kerosene soaked fire that so safely far away from you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that an electric blanket complete with a binky would give off more heat? Or how you demonstrated your secrets in solidifying mercury? Anything at all? Well, if you want to attract even more criminals, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you're going to have to show them that you not only can rape, swindle, cheat, defraud, and openly rob people, but that you can get out of going to jail. That would be the complete solution. A guaranteed solution for attracting more nasty people like Bhaktananda, Sachitananda, and Ayya. Those type of people will come to you, Sri Nithyananda, faster than flies on sherbet.

But, why weren't you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, not able to quash the charge sheet? Should be a simple task? You, Sri Nithyananda, have done much greater things. Is this part of your hurry-up-and-get-it-over strategy? So, that you, Sri Nithyananda, can climb back up on your 24K golden throne and initiate more milk maidens from your alleged Lord Krishna days in some bedside tantra and catch the 11:00 o'clock news at the same time? Good strategy. Let's get this thing over with.

Hey, look, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you have been giving the official copy of your own personal, autographed, limited edition series of the Charge Sheet. That should be a real collector's item. Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, put it on display in your museum? Why look again. In that charge sheet, Sri Nithyananda, you and your merry men, (along with one woman), are being called into court on Thursday, December 16, 2010 to celebrate putting an end to all of these false charges against you and your cult. Will you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda hold a group photo op and release yet another YouTube video? Will you, Sri Nithyananda, digest a bunch of your special mushrooms so that you can look 'enlightened' in front of the judge and the press? Will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, groom your hair slicked back and wear a two-piece sari in some unique way? You, know, kind of like Wilma Flintstone?

Yabba-Dabba Do! Will the real Nithyananda please come forward?

We've already seen you dress up like Fred Flintstone. In fact, we've seen you dress up like Wilma Flintstone too. So, if you have to choose between one of the two Flintstones, Wilma Flinstone seems more in tune with the real, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda.

But, although the false charges, 'Swami' Nithyananda, might be put to the end, unfortunately, the real charges might stick. What would happen to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Will you be hauled off to jail... for a second time? And, if that happens, will you, Sri Nithyananda, do with all those participants that paid $6,000.00 U.S.D. and incurred a lot more expenses, just to be with you for Inner Awakening? Will you turn your 24-hour 'Welcome Center' into a 24-hour 'Unwelcome Center'? And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will you be offering the participants a refund? Even a partial refund? Sri Nithyananda, you can say that they all achieved 30 percent enlightenment, therefore, you are entitled to keep 70 percent of their fees, because doing the first 30 percent of their enlightenment is over 70 percent of the work. So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you can make them think that they are getting a bargain. And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, who will be the lucky person to explain the master's decision? Will it be that poor unfortunate lady with the undone mouth? We know, Sri Nithyananda, that poor unfortunate lady with the undone mouth can be quite pretty... quite pretty brutal when she wants to slice and dice someone with her tongue. A real El Zorro. Wow, no telling what could happen.

That poor, unfortunate lady with the undone mouth has a tongue that can slice just like El Zorro

And, what about all those new recruits that you're trying to get to pay for another holy tour to Varanasi from January 3 - 13? Sri Nithyananda, are you marketing a group mediation in the Holy Ganga River? Or, will there be just private sessions on an individual and pay-by-use basis? Sri Nithyananda, you really need to lock in these cash-paying tourists now before the discover that you'll be tied up in court sessions or even in jail simultaneousness. Lucky thing, 'Paramahamsa' you have that website that still lists you as number 1 for a Google search for 'Nithyananda', because this blog is currently number 2. Just like Tiger Woods. But, what's this here, 'Swami' Nithyananda? You've taken your own site down! It's been 24 hours that it's been a.w.o.l., and it's been proven that it was you who took it down. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you know what will happen if Google indexes and caches your site and realizes that you and your brilliant web team took your own site off line? Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you'll no longer be number one. Someone else will be. We don't know who, but it won't be you. You, Sri Nithyananda, might not even have your site listed at all. Google doesn't want to return dead links, so they might give you, 'Swami' Nithyananda and your website a big time out.

Why did you do this, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Is there a reason? Say, you're not trying to hide any of this silly pictures of you again are you, Sri Nithyananda? Oh, we know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you took your site off line so you can make a huge announcement to the world. Can we guess what it will be? Let's see. Paramahamsa Nithyananda (notice how we didn't strike out the word 'Paramahamsa') will do an amazing tapas (penance) to save the world! He will go into a state penitentiary for 75 years and not have sex. He even agreed to be videotaped the whole time to prove his Divinity. Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that will clear any doubts in everyone's mind that you are not a genuine, holy, paramahamsa and avatar of the latest version of Lord Krishna impersonators worthy of having temples dedicated in your honor built across globe. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can call this temple franchise Nithya Der Wienerschnitzelananda.

Nithyananda's new holy franchise. Home of the fast cooked, enlightened wieners.

So, Sri Nithyananda, could there be any other clues that a big, big, announcement is on its way? What's this? Why it is a first hand account of what it was like to be in a Living Master's presence in his ashram just before a huge scandal brought him down. We would like to thank the person who wrote the comment and for Dharmananda for letting us reprint the story from his blog:

Anonymous on said on December 5, 2010 on Stand Up for Dharma Blog

Dear Nithy,

I was a close ex-member of your mission, thoroughly brainwashed and not realizing that your organization was a cult. I am out of it now thanks to Dharmananda and the truth subsequently revealed. Let me summarise the events from 19th Feb 2010 when your SAMADHI (N.S.P )started.

Ayya and Bhaktananda suddenly returned from the U.S. on 20th Feb 2010. Ayya cut short his trip and Bhakta returned with in 4 days. And suddenly Ma Sachit (Ragini) then incharge for Hyderabad Ashram also came to Banglore in a rush. Many Ashramites and residents were wondering why? By then, you Nithy (Nithyananda) started the drama of Samadi. The residents and even the security guards were perplexed. The guards were also heard asking "What Samadi is this, Nithy (Nithyananda) is going out late night and also returning at odd hours?" The Ashramites and residents were fooled. Only the inner circle coterie and partners of Nithy (Nithyananda) knew the truth about the video, for they were constantly trying to contact Dharmananda who was in hiding out of fear. There seems to be sufficient proof of this by way of phone calls and audio recordings with Dharma.

After a week Sachit who was managing the show in the Ashram started spinning stories saying that Nithy (Nithyananda) is now out of Samadi and that he was resting in a resort as he needed a much deserved break having worked non-stop for 7 years. You Nithy (Nithyananda), during this time you were in a resort in Kerala very much in touch with Ranjita and making a deal with her in case of the expose. All this, you were doing while trying to desperately contact Dharmananda and settle with him. Everything is on record. And how can we forget that you instructed Palaniappan (Sevananda) to lodge a false complaint with Bidadi police station that he was receiving blackmail calls from Dharma on his mobile phone? This brainwashed fool did the same on 28th Feb. and back dated the complaint.

Nithy (Nithyananda) and his First Circle cult managers did not know that precisely at this time the whole police team of Ramnagaram and Bidadi were watching the C.D already couriered to them by an anonymous victim. Is this how an Enlightened master handles situations with awareness??? Sorry to say, Dharmananda handled the situation with better awareness.

Recall!!! Nithy (Nithyananda), you returned on the night of 1st March and assembled everybody at 10:30 P.M. at the Temple. You gave an emotional speech leaving everybody surprised. Apologizing to every one and promising not to physically hit any Brahmachary or Ashramites. Gave liberty to all Brahmacharies to spend their time as they like. Many were in tears at your pleadings. On the morning of 2nd March you were supposed to address a meeting at 9:30 A.M. You never did. Postponed the same to 12.30 P.M. You never did. Cancelled the same and never showed your face again. YOU RAN AWAY. Then the expose on the evening of 2nd March 2010.

So much for an Enlightened Master to leave his flock and run away like a common criminal. What kind of Leadership quality is this? Can you answer this Nithy (Nithyananda)? Do you agree that the fundamental principles of Spirituality is Truth and Ahimsa? Have you ever introspected if you ever lived by these principles??? Don’t you think that you owe an answer to all your devotees? Some of them have given up careers to join you. Most have devoted 75% of their time for your Mission...

To be continued for events after the expose...

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this person sounds like he really was there, which in your case, you were not really there. Sri Nithyananda, we don't know what this person means by:

"To be continued for events after the expose..."

But, we feel that something is up. More than what we can see in the press. More than what we can find out from the police. Something big is brewing. And, it just might be you, Sri Nithyananda, that is stewing.

By the way... one more piece to tidy up matters. Your friend Steve, you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, the one with the 17-year-old daughter you tried to lure back into your liar, posted another video. He's sure been a big help. Anyway, Steve once did business in the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas. You know, the same place you dropped your sacred saffron cloth, put on some jeans, and partied in 'Sin City'. In this video, Steve compares your brand of so-called enlightenment and quasi-spirituality just like the fictional character, Aladdin and his magic carpet ride. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Aladdin didn't need any magic mushrooms to get his show off in the air.

(Bottled Up Genie) Nithyananda and The Aladdin in Las Vegas


Sri Nithyananda, be sure to watch it at 8:00 minutes into it. Steve's video really sums it up and how your franchise is going. Then, he nailed it on the head:

"You've been told to drop your mind. I suggest it is time to pick it back up. And, start using it."

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.