Fraud in a 'Spin Cycle': Nithyananda Posses as Persecuted Victim...The Cat that Swallowed the Canary, Again

Sliperyji, the Serial Sex Rapist, Will Take the Rap; Nithyananda Can't Slip Out from His Fate This Time
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you today? Grrrrrrrrrbabawable. Oh, dear. We don't know that Gruntanese word, but it doesn't sound very good. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you have your coffee today?

Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have you been evading your responsibility again? You know what we mean, blaming everyone and everything but your self for all of the harm you caused to yourself, your devotees, their families, and the world? You will say, "No". Yes, we were expecting that. Sorry, wrong again. You seem to make a career of deflecting anything like a holy Teflon®-coated pot. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do your best not to let anything stick to you. But, face it, Sri Nithyananda, you're in one sticky situation.

Look, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's a great article in our sister blog, "Stand Up for Dharma", and the article is called:

Who is the Innocent? The Victim or the Rapist?

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we suggest that you read this right away, for you will need to know all the arguments that will be used against you. You, Sri Nithyananda, will have to think of a whole new strategy. For this article pokes holes in your cheesy, unholy disposition and then slices it into little morsels that even a rat like you will have no problem understanding. Anyone with even a quarter of brain that hasn't been brainwashed or psychologically damaged by you will easily see how wrong your are to blame others for all of your misdeed. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are done.

Here, let's take a look at just one of the many examples:

Nithy spoke to more than a hundred former followers all over the world with the same message. He said that the video that was telecast nationwide (of him engaging in sex with a woman) was all true. He said that he did it without lust. Doctors will have a problem believing that a man can have an erection and engage in sex without lust.
(source: Stand Up for Dharma Blog: Who is the Innocent? The Victim or the Rapist? [do read this])

Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, doctors are not the only one who will have problems believing that hard up story. The article goes on and really tells about the depth and trouble that victims have standing up to such monstrous war-criminal-like atrocities. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, should be tried not in Bangalore, but at the War-crime Tribune in the Hague. But, what the article didn't say, Sri Nithyananda, is that you did not act alone in these crimes. No siree, you needed help and coordination. And, these inner-circle criminals all knew of your acts and help you pull off your caper. Was there something in it for them? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we think these sex criminals including sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, his wife, Bloodstained First Lieutenant Swami Sri Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Sheelum Reddy and cheap impostor of Kal Bhairva, and of course the conniving ringleader and financier Swami Sri Nithya Sadhananda, a.k.a. Mr. Dhanasekaran, the little hermit crab-in-hiding. All of these criminals should be rounded up, incarcerated, and tried at a war crime tribune.

'Swami' Nithyananda, even those inner-circle who might not have known of your unsavory practices but who have not renounced you either should also be tried. First on our list would be Swami Sri Nithya Medhananda, a.k.a. Mr. Krishna Challa, also known as 'Stink Foot'. You see, Sri Nithyananda, Sri Stink Foot might not have had anything to do with rounding up suspects and shuffling them into your private quarters. He probably didn't have a clue you were secretly practicing this. But, Sri Stink Foot was instrumental in showing the world that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, could give easy enlightenment and added to your sexual 'allure'. Well enough, that alone was not too bad, but perhaps damaging, the real crime from Sri Stink Foot came in his silence after you were busted and exposed. He, like many of your inner-circle, did not condemn your crimes. On the contrary, Sri Stink Foot just held back in the shadows keeping quiet. He attended the poorly attended second inauguration of your so-called Vedic Temple in Montclair, California. We also have reason to belief that Stink Foot participated in the intimidation process of some of the real victims that would be able to place you in prison for the rest of your life. It seems that Stink Foot, along with your other hanger-ons, is just waiting for you to end this scandal, so he can get back to the lucrative job of marketing your unholy 'holy' wares. And, we have reason to believe that he, like many of your insiders, profited on a commission base, which has made him quite wealthy. We feel that he is not at all outraged that you soiled the holy saffron cloth and forsaken the core tradition of Hindu and Vedic cultures, but he is upset that out of carelessness and lust, you ruined the whole money-making machine. Yes, the goose that lays golden eggs really laid an egg. Or maybe just got laid instead. Anyway, party is over, and your greed-motivated hired hands will move on to sell time-shares or somethings, that is if they, themselves, do not end up in jail.

Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're really getting tired of the same old slippery antics. Can we call you 'Slipperyji'? You, Sri Nithyananda, have resources to be called 'Slipperyji'. After all, slime just seems to ooze from your being. So, is this a cause or a correlation? We really don't want to give it that much attention. But, like a broken record, you keep on passing on responsibility and pointing the blame towards anyone or anything but yourself. Look here, on the news feed "Now Public" on September 17 titled: Swami Nithyananda Video: Says Sex Tape Ruined Ranjitha's Life you claim that the video ruined Ranjitha's life, but you, being an enlightened holy man, were not affected. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, there you go again. Slippery as ever. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we want to let it be known that it was YOU who ruined Ranjitha's life and thousands of other lives. And, the videos didn't ruin anything. They just opened the Truth into your dark liar so that all those sleepy, dizzy people who were trapped in your cult could wake up. Truth ruined your show. Not the videos. But, that's probably too deep of a concept for such a holy huckster as yourself.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, just look at this picture:

It really sums up your nature. Just like the cat that swallowed the canary and bleaching up feathers will put on the sweet, sweet kitty-face and purrrrrrr in pretend enlightenment, as if nothing ever happened. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your acting skills are good. But the evidense is overwhelming. Better get used to that idea of going back to jail for an extended period of tapas (atonement).

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, here you go again with the not-me approach. Even though you were busted doing all kinds of hanky panky while wearing the holy saffron cloth, you seem to be a natural at climbing some imaginary holy pedestal and saying that you are being persecuted like other 'true' masters. Sri Nithyananda, there's a big difference between 'persecuted' and 'prosecuted'. Please learn the difference. Because one of them you ain't and the other one you will be.

Yes, we still remember your little antic for Guru Poornima last July where you dedicated a whole 'museum' to feature other 'holy' spiritual leaders such as Osho, a.k.a. Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, that were run out of town once people knew that they were criminals. And, you called this whole farce a 'Holocaust'. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the Holocaust in World War II involved between 11 and 17 million victims that stemmed all from another ego maniac who misused Vedic culture (enter the Swastika) and mesmerized a whole nation. With your twisted logic, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, would have declared the Berlin bunkers where Hitler and the Nazis spent their lasts days hunkered down as a 'Holocaust' equal to your suffering. Was this your plan, Sri Nithyananda, to be another spiritual Hitler?

And look at here...

Why it's a glimpse into your special warped museum that prominently features, ah, we could have never guessed, you! 'Swami' Nithyananda, are your graphics designers enlightened just like you are? Well, we hate to be killjoys, but didn't they mean to write 'faces'? Actually, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, maybe they are enlightened afterall and some Truths did ooze out. We always associated you and this stint as being 'same mud, different bag'. But, you, Sri Nithyananda, come off as "different mud, same bag". That works for us.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what is this? It's bad enough that you made a mockery over a real tragedy, the 'Holocaust', but now you add injury to insult and insult to injury by trying to associate other true enlightened masters to your cult of hocus-pocus-tomfoolery fraud. We can't believe that right in front of the cameras, you, Sri Nithyananda, compare yourself on the same level as Jesus and Swami Vivekananda. 'Swami' Nithyananda, Swami Vivekananda is a real swami; not that you would know what one was, but to compare yourself to being on his level is not something that a Ramakrishna Mission dropout usually does. There's major karma associated with doing something that audacious. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you do realize this Truth, don't you?

Why of course you do. Look, "5,000 years of Purgatory" and you "still continue...". Wow, Sri Nithyananda, knowing that you will get over 5,000 years in Purgatory and you still carry on like you do is a bit reckless. We don't think there will be any end to your bad karma. How many people are you going to pull down into this bottomless pit? Is there any end? Oh, please, 'Swami' Nithyananda, stop this foolishness. You're hurting yourself and others beyond repair.

Note to readers: Do read the "Stand Up for Dharma", article called:

Who is the Innocent? The Victim or the Rapist?

The article is written in a straight-forward way that really shows the pain and anguish this whole Nithyananda drama (caused by Nithyananda himself) is causing. It really shows that this time, the chances are very convincing that Nithyananda will finally be serving a long prison sentence for a few of the thousands of rapes he has committed. Please do read it.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda, Holy Tour Guide & His Fantasy Fulfilling Fraud

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Second Act, as a Tour Guide with Tut Tut Tours and Travel
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you today? Whaaaaaaang. Oh, dear, we don't have our Gruntanese translator nearby, but that doesn't sound very good. We'll we really can't blame you there, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. After all, you're just a few breaths away from having your bail revoked, and then it's back in the hokey for you. Well you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, then be able to do the Hokey Pokey for us? Well, that depends if they put you back into that women's prison or not. But, look on the bright side, with just 53 days being in jail, look at all the marketing you got? Imagine what ten years will do? You, Sri Nithyananda, will be legendary.

Anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, do you run a travel agency? You will say, "No!" Oh, sorry, someday you, Sri Nithyananda, will get it right. By the way, how much do your charge for one of your tours to the Himalayas and other holy pilgrimages? You will say, "I don't charge more than expenses." Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, wrong again. You, Sri Nithyananda, must then provide some amazing comforts to all your tourists if you just cover their expenses. Do they eat the same amazing food that you eat? Get the same comforts, and we mean all of the comforts, that you receive? And on and on... why didn't this current post-scandal tour been reduced to just a bargain at $5,000.00 U.S.D. a pop? Why don't you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, usually charge at least $10,000.00 per head to have the privilege of being with a genuine 'enlightened' healing master, the sue-happy guru? To be fair, we recognize that there are some expenses that we just don't think about like having an ambulance follow your entourage the whole time just in case one of your over-pampered devotees happened to fall sick in the presence of an 'enlightened' healing master who can take care of just about anything. No need to worry. Not a thing.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, where did you ever get this idea about being a high priced, elite tour guide? We never heard of a true enlightened master of any statue going around giving tours. Paramahamsa Ramakrishna, a true Paramahamsa, mind you, rarely left Belur. Bhagavan Sri Ramana Maharshi rarely left his monastery in Arunachala. No need for any of them. Other enlightened masters had no desire to travel and conduct tours. There are plenty of worldly people, who really do need to earn a living, to do that sort of thing. Yes, there were some enlightened masters that would roam with their followers, but where they roamed, that became their home. There were no itineraries, no AC buses, no accommodations, and no specific destinations. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have conducted several of these tours. In fact, you went into hiding during the last time you were conducting a holy commercial pilgrimage to Kumbh Mela when you started to abscond from the law. With such a track record, we hope that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will be sure to organize more tours aimed for the up-scale 'holy' market as long as you're free.

Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, we're amazed at your marketing arm. Yes, you did have to reduce the rate of your holy tour by 50 percent, but we couldn't understand how you managed to still attract around thirty wealthy spiritual people after they all seen your bedside brand of spirituality. Looking at the economics of it, that's $5,000 U.S.D. x 30 cash-paying spiritual tourists (excluding the one that just 'paid in kind') that comes to $150,000 U.S.D. minus costs, which will probably be around $30,000 U.S.D. Wow, only a net of $120,000 U.S.D. for all that work. Why, you used to haul in more for just one Saturday afternoon from your one-day Kalputra Program? Yes, your comeback, 'Swami' Nithyananda, is going to take some effort. But what's this? Oh, silly us. We forgot that you, Sri Nithyananda, don't conduct your 'holy' tours for the money. But, the real prize is convincing everyone that you are 'enlightened' and that you gave them all a glimpse of how wonderful La-La Land will be if they can just commit to you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. So, then the real pay-off comes in the form of collecting ten percent of their income each and every year, enlisting them as slaves to tirelessly market your programs and do PR, and perhaps even allowing their little sweet-looking daughters to study under your wings. Genuine Paramahamsas do have wings, right?

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, how did you do it? How did you get these people to come for your Magical Mystery of Mysteries Tour? Oh, here, the answer. You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda become a little more honest in your marketing. Just look at this picture!:

Wow! "Mind-Blowing Drugs at Breathtaking Places!" You're a market genius. Maybe you're just a marketing guru. But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, if you really want to go after the affluent drug induced hippie crowd that equates spirituality with a mind-blowing experiences, you have to really make them feel the tantric energy that they will get after being around you, The Feel-Good 'Enlightened' Sex Swami and Master of Pillow Tantra and Esoteric Thrills. Here, like this:

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, now we can really feel it now. A total body buzz. You're followers will all think that you can offer them mind-blowing enlightenment if they just follow you. Wow. A dizzy delight that is somewhere between being lost in the fog and blurred in the senses just by being in your presence. We'll be sure to sign up for next year's tour. We promise.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, while we're on the subject, how's your rehab going? Well, reason we ask is that we all saw you popping those Viagra® pills in your unofficial videos about the life and times of secret tantra. We also know about your 4:20 Club membership and special ingredients in your trantric fire rituals, but after being in jail (and getting all of those 'spiritual' experiences that you didn't hesitate to use in your marketing), are you still taking those hallucinogenic mushrooms before your lectures? Well, it's no secret any more that you used to chomp on those right before you went on stage, so that you really would look, happy, happy, happy, like a big smiley face on a bright yellow kite.

Take these, and you too, can look enlightened.  Wow.

Everyone could then say, "Look, he's enlightened!" That must have been quite some logistics to score those magical ingredients, you know, with your travel schedule and all. How many insiders did it take to procure all of that? Can they still be trusted? Too bad the secrets out. Now, we can bypass your "Inner Awakening" Program and get your brand of 'enlightenment' just by making friends with some seedy college dealer. Yes, we too, can get happy, happy, happy, and maybe just even a little bit enlightened just like you. But, Sri Nithyananda, we really don't want to have that type of happiness. You can continue to have the market in that sector. It's all yours.

Yes, we all know that your type of 'experiences' that you and your holy tantric rituals can deliver are like drug experiences. Lots of amazing, unexplained things happen that make newbies say, "Wow, I can feel the energy, just like in the movie Polterdice." And then they start levitating, at least in their own minds, but perhaps not in your YouTube videos, and think they can fly off one of those steep Himalayan mountains if they really put their newly 'enlightened' minds to it. Thrilling.

Sri Nithyananda, do you think that this is a good thing? You, know, giving all these fresh minds a glimpse of your La-La land brand of enlightenment? Making them feel tingly good? And, respecting the holy saffron cloth by making sure that all your paid tourists get to be "Sanyasi for a Day"?

Well, yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's a lot of Truths in those Twitter Tweets about you being "Sanyasi by Day". And, look, Sri Nithyananda, at one of your attractive followers that's just an arms reach away from you in the lead during one of your holy tours.

Yes, they all were wearing the sacred saffron cloth issued by you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But, look at her. She's making quite a fashion statement by wearing polka-dots with her saffron. Real eye-catching. Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're real glad that you didn't lead in holy tours to Rameshwaram, which is right on the warm tropical beach. No telling what we would see, or not see for that matter.

We really cannot blame your followers, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda for respecting the holy saffron cloth in the way that they do. Your spiritual tourists are just following their leader. Speaking about following the 'leader', we couldn't help but think of lemmings when we saw you marching with your followers behind.

We know that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, being such a spiritual person, we just know that you love Chinese Zodiac animals so much because you're always calling your loved ones 'dogs' and 'snakes'. So how about the rat? Can we compare you to one? Well, actually, Sri Nithyananda, lemmings are kind of close to rats. They look a little cuter, and definitely more fluffy and cuddly... but don't get us started going there. No, not on this post. Anyway, lemmings have a unique niche in nature that from time to time, they go overboard. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, not in quite the way that you go overboard, like 24K gold thrones, big over-sized 24K gold bling-blings, and fantasy biographies. But, we were referring how lemmings were suicidal in their nature. Sad, but true, the lemmings will follow their 'leader', and over the cliff they go. A group parish, if you pardon the pun. We hate to think about all those steep cliffs out there in the Himalayas with those fragile minds wondering right by their sides, but we are even more afraid that once the followers get brainwashed, that they will follow you any where and everywhere. To jail, or to the local Ananda Saloon for cup of cult-enriched Kool Aide, etc. It's just sad to see good people wreck their lives over something which is not. We, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would like to put a stop to this right now. Yes, we know, you never listened to us. At least the lead lemming knows when to call it quits. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will never know when to call it quits. So, that makes you a rat, who leads lemmings. Thanks for the clarification, rat. So, it looks like the only way to get you to quit will be a show down. Yikes.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, aren't you a little afraid to be venturing outside the fortified walls of your nice, safe, enclosed world of La-La Land, you know, your Bidadi Ashram? Why if confronted with a misguided crowd who believed that all those morphed, distorted, and fabricated videos of you and that married film star lady, and couldn't understand that what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda were practicing authentic tantra, and that you were sick, and that you were being taken care of by Ranjitha, who denies being in those videos, and you cannot even recognize yourself being in those very same videos... and what if those poor misguided souls actually believed those two Forensic Police Labs and think that you, of all people, abused the scared saffron cloth? Shameful. OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, now we understand why you did a test drive to the nearby Ramagiri Betta Temple on September 4, 2010. Why here you are now:

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you sure do look protected and welcomed. We see rented police officers, an alleged murder suspect, and even well-greased temple procurators ready to welcome you with all the pomp that money can buy. With a welcoming like that, even we might have second thoughts about coming over and saying "Hi Swami, let's have some tea." But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the Himalayas are different. Those folks are not impressed by how many YouTube videos of other Masters' work you've posted. In fact, some of those holy folks used to be gangsters. They were at least honest gangsters when they were gangsters, because they didn't pretend to be anything that they were not at the time. But, now, better judgement has set into those people, and they renounced their violent pasts to become holy people of the present. That creates several problems, there, 'Swami' Nithyananda. First, these people know what criminal activity is first hand. No one, even you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can fool them. Second, they have sincerely put on the saffron cloth and uphold it to the highest degree. They are not going to take kindly to some fast talking, crocodile-smiling cheesy salesman who has greatly lowered the standards that the holy tradition is based on. They also know that you were officially excommunicated at Kumbh Mela. Their memories, Sri Nithyananda, are not like the memories of your brainwashed flock, which are short and very convenient, and might we add warped. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, here's a bunch of people who are tough, fiercely honest, and really upset with you. And, of course, they cannot be bought and know how to settle a score if needed to.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, what are you going to do? In the past, you only needed to have one lookout person to stand guard in front of your hotel room when you had the 'do not disturb' sign hanging outside your door. Now you, Sri Nithyananda, will need a lookout person for the police, and a lookout person for the angry mob, and a driver who has the car running, revved up, and fully gassed... just in case you, Sri Nithyananda, need to go somewhere, like the convenient store, in a hurry. These extra human resources creates kind of a problem. For every seat on your holy tour that these extras take up, is a seat that couldn't be sold to some spiritual tourists. A small price to pay. But, wait, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is that really enough protection? Oh, we see that you have thought this out. Look, here's your tour buses now:

That was a pretty brilliant idea. Not only will no one be able to disturb you or your entronage, but if for some unexplained reason, you find yourself in jail, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can have Bhaktananda blast you at of the hokey and you're right back on the tour like nothing happened. No jail bird for this Paramahamsa. No siree. You, Sri Nithyananda, can take the Himalayas by storm, and not worry about anyone or anything.

But, wait, Sri Nithyananda, we hate to be killjoys, but we see a few logistic problems with having a procession of tanks in the Himalayas. First, 'Swami' Nithyananda, aren't the roads in the Himalayas narrow? And, aren't there sometimes mudslides on the road?

What would happen Sri Nithyananda, if you got embroiled in some filthy situation with your wheels still spinning and your tank's backside squarely exposed while firmly entrenched in some, eh, ditch? And, god-forbid if someone started to take videos of you in that uncompromising situation! But, no siree, Sri Nithyananda, we know that would never happen. You are much too smart to be caught in such a predicament.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, as powerful and mighty as those tanks may be, they are only as effective as the leadership that guides them. What if their dear leader misguided the tanks and led them astray? Sri Nithyananda, what mischief and unsavory happenings could possibly happen if your leadership slips and their discipline breaks down falling a wrong example?

And finally, 'Swami' Nithyananda, even though there's a whole line of tanks with orders to shoot and disperse anything that gets in their way, it is still possible to stop them in a peaceful and nonviolent way. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, it takes only ONE very strong person, with impeccable integrity, with unflinching bravery, and who is deeply rooted with in the Truth to pull it off. Yes, Sri Nithyananda, we know that you were hoping not to come across anyone like that in this lifetime. But, it has been done. And, looks like it might happen again. Here we go:

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, it looks like you should, as in probably, have a safe pass up in the Himalayas, unless someone makes a strong effort to notify all their family members and friends and organizes a welcoming party for you. That could be very interesting, indeed. And, there's always that chance that the Himachal Pradesh CID Police Team will come over and relive the good old days of last April. But, anyway, you getting out and having fresh air and honing in your holy tour guide skill-set gets a thumbs up from us. Because, after you get out of jail (or if you get out of jail), you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, will need to start making an honest living just like any able householder. And, being a tour guide is a perfect fit. After all, you have the gift of gab, you, Sri Nithyananda, are able to enthrall the ladies, and Sri Nithyananda, everyone expects the tour guide to score with the hot single lady who is very lonely and looking for love. No one bats an eyelash at that. So, there really will be no radical change in your lifestyle whatsoever. Of course, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are not expected to make your clients commit to a lifetime agreement unless of course there's a clause in your contract about selling holiday timeshares, then it will be OK to entrap them mentally and financially. Also, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you'll have to learn how to clear your throat at the right time and make your clients feel good about giving you a one-shot extra wad of cash. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can say something like "I have lots of family members who lost everything, their homes, their jobs, their marriages, their lives, and who were depending on me." And, actually, Sri Nithyananda, you wouldn't be telling a lie, as long as you keep your former ashramites and ananda sevaks (second-class slaves-volunteers) in mind. These, of course, were not inner-circle members who enriched themselves at the expense of everyone. Those folks you don't need to think about too much. Perhaps they will still be in jail even after you have gained your freedom. So, this profession of a tour guide should just come naturally to you. Not a bad career for a polytechnic degree drop out.

But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, as a tour guide, you really cannot wear that holy saffron cloth any more. It's just not professional. Instead, why don't you try some blue jeans and a nice loud Hawaiian shirt? And, some Eric Estrada sunglasses? Perfect. But, then again, if you're working for a company and no longer freelancing, then you probably have to wear one of those a white cotton knitted polo shirt with the company emblem embroidered on the chest. The logo will say something like "Tut Tut Tours and Travel". They will probably issue you a little cap and a whistle to toot, so the tourists know that it is time to get back into the bus and continue the tour. We hope you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can adjust and fit into society once again. And, perhaps, just maybe, we'll even take a tour in which you're guiding. We'll just leave our daughter at home.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

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ONE Victim has Come Forward Against Nithyananda & His Cult

Criminal Charges Against God-Fraud Nithyananda & His Cult Will Certainly Stick Now
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember all those low grade comments typified by some 'anonymous' commenter by the name of Ma Mark Jackson who claimed to live in Los Angeles, but IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable) was clearly in Fremont? Of course you do, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We bet that you had your minions go out and flood us with such low grade taunts as there has been no, as in ZERO, victims coming forward... therefore, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will soon be declared 'innocent' and all the cases against you will be dropped. We said, "Hey, what about the videos that not just one, but two Forensic Science Laboratories (FSL), one in New Delhi and the other one in Hyderabad, both deemed your video as authentic, and both named you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and Ranjitha as the two characters in the video. So, let's repeat. Authentic means not morphed, manipulated, and altered as you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed they were. As if that wasn't enough evidence? But, oh, no. You, Sri Nithyananda, had it set up where one of the victims one have to come forward to file a criminal complaint against you. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we all know that you went around trying to bribe, blackmail, or just downright intimidate any possible vicitm. It's no secret, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that you offered Ma Nithyananda Gopika five million U.S. dollars ($5,000,000.00) to keep quiet. Other victims were leveraged by your goons and brainwashed followers to either keep quiet or scared. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, those that have strong beliefs in the Divine don't fall victim to your shenanigans.

So, anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we certainly cannot blame you for not trying. And, perhaps you were just a few fat envelops away from walking away from that whole train wreck of your own creation. We knew that in the last week's court hearing, you were hoping that everything would be dropped. Zero sex victims. Zero charges. Zero crimes. You were hoping for a zero tolerance of emptiness to push you back into the realms of a genuine self-proclaimed 'Paramahamsa' seated on your golden throne with room service ladies galore to massage your feet (and perhaps more). Why we saw you back in old form wearing lots of crazy colors and even heard reports of Ranjitha, that married film star lady friend of yous, being seen on stage helping you with your latest hairdo. You were that close. A zero would have still made you looked like a hero to all those brainwashed followers. Their wallets were about to open again and you would be able to refill all of your coffers to the pre-scandal levels.

But, oh darn, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Someone as in ONE came forward. SomeONE who could not be bought; SomeONE who broke loose of your sway; SomeONE who cannot be intimidated; SomeONE who has a stronger sense of standing up for justice, and someONE who has zero (there's that word again) tolerance for all the crimes you have done. It only took ONE to make you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, a zero again. That means from zero to one, you went from won to zero. All in just in just one minute upon getting the news. So, in honor for our new love for the number one, and perhaps our new number one, besides Sri Nithya Dharmananda, a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, our Hanuman 3.0, we picked out a few songs we would like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to hear. We've heard you call a lot of people 'dogs' and 'snakes', and compared to being an ashramite in your order, that's an upgrade. So, we picked out a song made famous by a group called "Three Dog Night" and their 1969 cover hit (there's that number again) 'One':



Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that version of "One" was a cover by Aimee Mann. We liked the haunting female vocals. It really captured the loneliness that you're about to experience. Here's the original "Three Dog Night" cover version of the song "One" that became famous and got tons of airplay in 1969:



And just to make sure that it is drilled into your head, hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would that make it an engram (your ripped-off Scientology nonsense for samskara)?... anyway, we also like the original version of "One" by Harry Nilsson:



Yes, this version of 'One' by Harry Nilsson really captures that feeling of a man that is about to go to prison for a long time. Any takers?

So, there you go, 'Swami' Nithyananda, three by Three Dog Night. All about One. The ONE that made you lose. And turned you into a ZERO. Hoping you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will remember these songs the next time you call someone a dog. But, don't worry, we have some songs lined up about snakes too. We'll surprise you, Sri Nithyananda, another time with those.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what's so bad about just one person coming forward? You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, almost sidelined Lenin through a bunch of illegal legal filings, and you have gotten your NithyaZombies® to do similar practices against contributors to this blog. But, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, came up empty. But, now you have just ONE more pserson. Shouldn't be too hard to deal with for an 'enlightened' healing master. In fact, just for a worldly man, this shouldn't be too hard to pay off? After all, you have the cash, the property to sell, and all those swollen bank accounts of your not-so-merry henchmen, right? Oh, shucks, now that this news has hit the press, it will be very difficult for anyone to pull out without a major ordeal. The criminal complaints are fully committed now. Although you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda wouldn't know about this, but it like being married.... to your fate. Sealed with a kiss. Oh, well, you love graveyard practices. So, now you've dug your grave, you get to meditate in it... for about ten years with good behavior. So, with just one person coming forward, your bail terms are mighty near of being voided? Does that mean back to the women's prison or whatever hole the authorities see fit for a man (or woman) of your stature? So, all that freedom is coming to an end; especially if you let the likes of Anjula Jackson speak on your behalf. We would like to extend our personal gratitude to dear old Anjula for sealing your fate so nicely. Don't tell anyone, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but we promised her that we wouldn't make fun of her on this blog if she could get the CID Police team all upset with you. So, she's kept her end of the bargain, now we have to keep our end.

And, let's imagine 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, just for a moment. What if the power of ONE becames the power of TWO or maybe even THREE or FOUR??? Wow, that would almost guarantee that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, would be spending your human eternity in jail. But, maybe, just maybe, the prison will have high speed internet access and you can still give your e-Kalpataru darshans behind bars. And, if you're really lucky, 'Swami' Nithyananda, YouTube will still have a copy of your videos of you romping around, we mean to say, practicing tantra, with Ranjitha. Because that might be the closest thing to your special brand of tantra that you'll be able to practice in this life. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is reliving a memory over and over again a good thing? We thought so too. Enjoy.

On a serious note, victims, please, you are not alone. Now is the time to come forward. Please let the CID Police Team hear your story. It will help bring this sorry tale of self-absorbed psychopath to an end.

And, look, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what did the power of just ONE person do to your website? You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your marketing arm? Let's take a look. Hmmm, we see all the pictures of you featuring your trademark crocodile smile stopped on September 19. Did you, Sri Nithyananda, run out of storage for all those high resolution jpegs? And what are these headlines here on your news section?

• Nithyananda’s devotee issues legal notice to television and print media for circulating the false and defaming video on Nithyananda since 2 March 2010
  
• NITHYANANDA DHYANAPEETAM SLAPS LEGAL NOTICE ON DECCAN HERALD FOR MISLEADING ARTICLE
  
• ‘AYYARE’ Telugu Movie Crew receive Legal notice from Nithyananda’s Ashram – 2010, September 16

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you sure have been a busy boy making legal threats against everyone. Did you forget anyone on this list? We didn't see Santa Clause on here. Did you forget? 'Swami' Nithyananda, are these your new 'Kal Bhairava' threats? Yeah, we thought so too. Bhaktananda wasn't very effective at scary anybody either. Shall we now call you, 'Nithyananda, the Legal Class Suit Swami'? That doesn't sound very classy to us. Did Paramahamsa Ramakrishna or Ramana Maharshi ever have to go around threatening just about everybody with legal action? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did another 'first' again. A real trend setter. We'll save all of this rich material for another post. But, for now, if any of these violators give you any trouble, just have Ms. Anjula Jackson lay on the charm and get the CID Police Team to show these perpetrators that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, mean business.

And, what about your Himalaya Tour, you know, Sri Nithyananda, the one you gave the theme of "The Truth Is (Satyam Tathaata)". So nice of you to print the itinerary on your website. We know that by having a group this large take the Himalayas by storm that you're locked into that schedule. No need to trace your cell phone this time. Just follow all of those 'enlightened' followers with bright orange kavi cloth (or whatever color you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda chose this time) and the police will find their man without any effort at all. So easy. And don't try to duck out this time. Otherwise, all your cash paying, potential donor base, will see a real coward in action, trying to hide like a scared little mouse who is afraid of its own shadow (or shadowy practices). Perhaps if you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, dress up like a woman, you might fool everyone... again, and give them the slip, or at least part of your saree. And, who knows, maybe the Himachal Pradesh Police will have the dubious honors of picking you, Sri Nithyananda, up a second time. Now that sounds like a double date we wouldn't want to miss.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really can see that in your legal threats to the Deccan Herald, you really want to know who the identity of the victim who has made the legal complaint against you? Well, sorry, you and your LegalZoom.com lawyer both know that it is illegal for the press or anyone to divulge the identity of that brave soul. That person is protected. So, you, being a law-abiding citizen will certainly understand and respect the law. Later when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, get the charge sheet from the CID Police Team, then there might get to know more of those little details that you were asking for.

But, we don't want to disappoint you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so we'll give you a small little hint about this victim that has come forward. But, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, promise that you won't tell anyone. OK, fair enough. We understand that the victim who made complaint about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, has red hair. OK, now that you, Sri Nithyananda, have that clue, let's look at some of the possible suspects, shall we? But, this is top secret. Shhhhhh.

Here we go. First in our line up of possible suspects is Ginger from the television series Gilligan's Island.

Ginger played the role of the movie star in Gilligan's Island. Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, she sure does look like a room service lady. Did you keep her waiting on that island that you had sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda researched and was supposed to purchase? Wasn't that island going to be your autonomous country that you wanted to start? Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you can't blame her for being upset if you just kept her waiting on some deserted island promising to start your country there. Maybe it was her.

Oh, look, it's Lucile Ball from the television series "I Love Lucy".

Sri Nithyananda, we hate to bother you with details, but Lucile Ball died back in 1989. That was twenty-one years ago. Oh, oh. We think we understand now, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You do all of those graveyard tantric ceremonies, and we think we get the idea of what goes on during those rituals. Not good. Readers, please don't visualize any of this. Not a healthy thing for normal people. Not at all. Just move along before your inner and outer spaces get affected. Yikes!

Who's this?

Oh, we remember. It's Jessica from the movie, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". Wasn't that movie about fiction interacting with reality? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that it is just like reading your autobiography, Nithyananda Vol. 1. That book was certain a lot of fiction framed in the context of reality. It even fooled a few people for a short time. OK, that definitely makes Jessica a suspect too.

And, what's this clown?

Whoa Nelly! Why it's Bozo The Clown! You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure could of fooled us. By looking at this picture, we thought that it must have been Sri Nithya Sevananda, you know, Palaniappan or Mr. Pineapple. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you teach Mr. Pineapple how to cross dress? That face really resembles him. OK, we'll now count both Bozo and Mr. Pineapple as suspects.

And, Sri Nithyananda, we recognize this one here.

It's Woody the Woodpecker! OK, that name sort of says it all. We should just stop and move on to the next suspect. Sorry, this is just too easy. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you ever notice how that Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, the lady who roiled the CID Police Team by filing contempt charges against them?

Well, don't look now, but Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, has the same beak as Woodie the Woodpecker! And, look at those eyes! They are the same. Bulging like a bug. Could Woodie the Woodpecker be, nah, it couldn't be. The CID Police Team wouldn't believe her if it was. Anjula Jackson's credibility is just shot. OK, Moving on. Next suspect.

Oh, my gosh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look here!

It's the comedian 'Carrot Top' and one of the Muppets! 'Swami' Nithyananda, tell us that you didn't do tantra rituals with Carrot Top! Please, tell us it isn't so! Isn't anything still sacred? And, a sock puppet? We don't want to know how you did your so-called ancient tantric practices with a sock puppet. We just don't want to know. Honest. But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we are curious on how a sock puppet could possibly turn against an 'enlightened' healing master like you? Is there no integrity and respect for someone like you left in this world? Tell us it ain't so!

Here's some of the latest news stories including that bombshell set off by the Deccan Herald, which is still our favorite paper:

• TN Woman’s Plaint Against Godman - Deccan Herald
• CID Wants to Cancel Nithyananda's Bail - Express Buzz
• CID May Cancel Bangalore Sex Swami's Bail - NDTV.com

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.