Nithyananda’s Disciples: An Appeal to the Devotees of Nithyananda

By Revealing the Truth to the government authorities, you can make a big difference in someone’s life!
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, you sure did collect a lot of fans. One of your best friends who also wears saffron cloth who studied in Madras at your same school, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda know. The Ramakrishna Mission in Madras. Oh, yeah, that place, Sri Nithyananda. That's the place were you got the idea of becoming a genuine 'Paramahamsa' with gold thrones and everything. Yes, later you embellished this with some wild wondering stories and a completed engineering degree at the same time. Anyway, he forward this over to us, and we thought that you might like to read it. Hope you enjoy. By the way, warm regards from the Kolkata Ramakrishna Mission is also considering legal action against you about the betrayal you have done. We're sure that you lawyer, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will welcome the new business. Anyway, enjoy this post:

Dear Devotees, do not grieve any more…just be here now. Have faith in the Divine. I understand that you have done everything good but some of you have lost too much and gave all of your savings believing that Nithyananda and his mission was a good cause. You gave in good faith to Nithyananda. But, please understand it was Nithyananda who cheated everyone; thousands of innocent and pure devotees. Nithyananda truly exploited you and tries very hard to exploit you a second time.

Please come forward for healing and share your pain and sorrow with me. Do not fear. This is America. There is no need to fear but if Nithyananda threatens your life under the alias of Kal Bairava, you just report these criminals to the local police and the FBI. Please also write to your congressman and senator to investigate this cult.

And you know when you depart from this world that you cannot take money with you. And, a true spiritual person knows this truth. That is why truly spiritual people do not accumulate worldly things for themselves. I’m just amazed that none of these rules seem to apply to Nithyananda. Nithyananda knows how to transfer your money to God’s bank account and further credit to your bank account for your next life. But I am still searching to see if there is a way to make a transfer like this, but so far I am unsuccessful. That is the reason why I do not take responsibility for someone else’s bank account and their money. Let them have it by themselves.

This is why true spiritually enlightened gurus believe in renunciation like Lord Buddha who left his kingdom and his money. He only served humanity throughout his life. Other examples of true enlightened masters are Ramakrishna Paramahamsa, Ramana Maharishi, and the Dalai Lama. They do not have hedge funds or accounts in Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Caribbean, Guadalupe or Mauritius. And even Warren Buffet discovered this truth that when he departs from this world that he cannot take his money with him or to transfer it into God’s account for further credit to himself. And, knowing this truth, Warren Buffet donated his savings for good causes. It appears to me he lost the opportunity because he did not meet with Nithyananda to discuss how you can transfer his money for him in his next life.

We know how much greed you, Nithyananda, have. The sky is the limit. I have come across thousands who are victims of your scam. You do not have any remorse for them or their losses. Time is running out. You, Nithyananda, still have a chance to clean your karma by returning their money and apologizing to them. You know you have a lot of money sitting with you in many accounts.

I know very well that you, devotees, have lost most or all of your savings to this fake guru, so there is nothing left for me. But don’t worry. I just ask for two rotis and nothing more than that at all. Everything is trackable in the US. And, Nithyananda, if you discover any of my accounts, I will transfer everything from my account to your accounts for further credit in my next life. Because you know the way, again, thank you, king of kings for helping everyone to understand the truth and what is true enlightenment.

Dear Devotees, one day, the Divine will bring justice to Nithyananda. Be open to support the truth, support the dharma, save many lives and families. Remember service to the needy is service to the Divine. Accept the truth, not lies. Save your soul, have faith in the Divine. You will do just fine. I have come across to see many nice people who have suffered from Nithyananda’s fraud. They suffered both financially and emotionally. Many were cheated by giving free labor without pay for eighteen hours a day just like a slave. They gave up many valuable years of their lives to support Nithyananda’s organization believing he was doing something great or good and following the path of dharma. They are all victims of Nithyananda’s colorful and flowery words and false promises of spiritual enlightenment. This is my humble request to all devotees. Understand a person through his lifestyle and his behavior – not just his public image and false appearance like dressing like the Divine.

Now you understand who Nithyananda is, what his intentions are, and his behavior. This is now your duty to save yourself, your family, and friends, to uphold the dharma, and to save others who are still in his trap.

Come forward, be brave, and speak the truth. Do not fear of him. This is America, land of law. You know millions of people come here with little or no money and they all lived the American dream. Good success is the American dream, and I know you will all be successful again. And every day more are coming out of Nithyananda’s trap. So please believe in the Divine, believe in good karma, believe in truth, you will see justice and you will succeed again in your life.

Remember there is nobody who can stop your progress. Remember Divine is always with the truth, knowing this, accept whatever happens for whatever happens, happens for the good. Just move on with your lives, and all will be much better. The dawn will surely come and the dark night will end soon. And again you will see a good morning with peace of mind. There is no shame in telling the government authorities that you are a victim of this cult’s scams, frauds, deceptions, and false promises. Just report everything to the government authorities with honesty. Write everything what you know has happened to your family and your friends or about someone you know.

Please understand your right decision to speak the truth, to inform the government authorities can save many lives and many families and you have a chance to make a positive difference in someone’s life.

Please choose to make the difference between right and wrong. And defeat the wrong before someone else falls victim to this cult’s lies and deceptions or another family is broken or a loved one is hurt or a child is deprived of a proper education.

May the Divine bless you with great courage, strength, peace of mind, and give you wisdom. You may feel a lot of pain now and you may seem to be down in many ways. But, from the Divine side, you are not forgotten.

So please reveal the truth. Relax. Choose to make right difference and everything will be okay. For those of you still asleep, wake up to the truth. Knowing bad and remaining silent is also a crime.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda Gets Ashok Singhal, President of Vishwa Hind Parisad (VHP), to Say He's Trustworthy

'Swami' Nithyananda Gets Criminal Endorsement; Finds Out that He's One of Them.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? Oh, not so good? We figured, that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were feeling a little bit low self-esteemed. After all, you've been through quite a bit lately. But, really now, does a real live, genuine, Paramahamsa really need to run a full-fledge public relations campaign? And, really now, it would be helpful if you picked your recommendations from people that have a little legitimacy. Even disgraced ex-President Richard Nixon, aka Tricky Dick, would be smart enough not to have a bunch of gangsters or even Jimmy Hoffa go and testify that he is really an 'honest' being. Yeah, as funny as it seems, that's exactly what you did, 'Swami' Nithyananda by having Ashok Singhal, President of Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP), to vouch for you. Let's watch it together, shall we?

Ashok Singhal Pitches for Nithyananda


Wow, Sri Nithyananda, of all people that you called on, Ashok Singhal, the VHP Hindu so-called Leader, to support your lies.  OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Sri Ashok Singhal is good at lying, but can he wash your sins? That’s a lot of dirty laundry there. How much did it cost for him to appear on the YouTube just to give out more of the same from your warped PR Department? So, were you looking for some legitimacy from a paid crook? Wow, did you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do some special trantra on Ashok Singhal so he’ll sing his little song at your Bidadi ashram? Can Sri Ashok Singhal also do a dance?  Just wondering.

Really now, Sri Nithyananda, Ashok Singhal is not that much different than you because Sri Ashok Singhal cheated sincere Hindus in the name of building a Rama Temple in Ayodhya in the state of Uttar Pradesh (UP). Did you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that Sri Ashok Singhal collected millions in the name of Lord Rama, but when the BJP (Hindu Nationalist Party) came into power in 2001, then your friend, Sri Ashok Singhal and the BJP forgot about Hindus and Lord Rama’s Temple? Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, they just conveniently forgot all of their promises. Yes, gone like sweet words in the YouTube wind; sounds familiar? But, what about all those millions Sri Ashok Singhal collected? We’re sure that he didn’t forget about all that money. We bet that his pockets are even more full than yours. Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that's hard to imagine. Looks like Sri Ashok Singhal pulled another one of your like-minded publicity stunts. But, sorry there, 'Sri Nithyananda, Sri Ashok Singhal was quite successful in comparison. Maybe one day you can be like him.

Hey, Sri Nithyananda, what's up with the conference set up? Looks like hard times are hitting your Dhyanapeetam Ashram in Bidadi? Why you can't even afford four chairs of the same color. Looks like your chair, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is a bit stained. And, only one microphone?  Really?  Or is this some employment scam where you promised wages to two cronies if they shuffle around your only microphone? We guess that maybe you, Sri Nithyananda, are not used to sharing the spotlight. And what's up with only three foot rests? Oh, we get it, 'Swami' Nithyananda. If your're not a VIP or big investor in your scheme, you'll be left dangling, just like that young chap on the right, Sri Vijay Kumar. Sri Vijay Kumar's feet are left hanging high and dry.  Looks very uncomfortable. We think we see a pattern here, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda.

And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, who's that on the far left? Could that be VHP's International Working President Sri S. Vedantam? The holy real estate mogul? Sri Nithyananda, is it true that Sri S. Vedantam went around propositioning elderly swamis and Hindu saints’s for their ashrams and temple property? And, then like you, Sri S. Vedantam promised that "he and his organization, the Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP), will take care” of their property? And, this 'holy' a sizable real estate mogul, Sri S. Vedantam, would end up with quite a collection of prime property? Why, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, a few years back, wasn't there an elderly swami in Rameshwaram, Tamil Nadu, who had a big ashram with lot of property in Tamil Nadu and in Sri Lanka that the 'holy' real estate mogul, Sri S. Vedantam, under the cover of the Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP), promised this senior swami that his whole estate and mission would be looked after and preserved under the VHP's direction? And, din't Sri S. Vedantam immediately took over the elderly Swami's property? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, was it true that Sri S. Vedantam even did not wait to this elderly Swami left his body? Yes, Sri Nithyananda, it looked like Sri S. Vedantam just shoved this poor devout soul in a small room, gave him inferior food, and then just watched him die. Wow, hanged out high and dry; now that's VHP brotherly love for you. A sign of a sincere Working President worthy of your company.

But what did Sri S. Vedantam do with all that  prime land, Sri Nithyananda? Oh, that's right, Sri S. Vedantam just sold the property to make hotels and commercial complexes out of them. He made millions from this deceptive practice. Sounds like the sort of thing you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda did with your investors club. Did you learn the practice this technique from Sri S. Vedantam?

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, didn't you do something similar to many of your devotees that were getting ready to retire? Didn't you take all their money and promise them a place to 'retire' in the comfort of your ashram? Were you going to put them in the same dorm that sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda ordered to have burned down when the scandal broke out? Just asking. And, what about all that land you took from your sincere devotees? Did you, 'Swami' Nithyananda really give back something in return?  Did you do anything that will benefit society with that land?

'Swami' Nithyananda, lets get back to that video. Wow, looks, like Sri Ashok Singhal can really sway an audience. We noticed, Sri Nithyananda, that at 1:21 in the vidoe, all three of the people flanking Ashok Singhal (including you) magically leaned in his direction. But, we doubt that was the only crooked thing going on. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, why the big edit cut in your video? Did all three of you fall asleep during his talk? Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we found his talks to be a bit amusing. Look, Sri Ashok Singhal called you 'pure and pure' at 1:28 into the video. On the surface, that sounds really nice. But, what exactly is the content that you, Sri Nithyananda, are pure of? We sure do have some guesses. And, then Sri Ashok Singhal said this at 1:34 in your YouTube video:

"Be assured. Don't have any doubts about our selves. When they speak, they don't speak. God speaks through them."

Wow, another Houndini twist. By not mentioning your name, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Sri Ashok Singhal could easily wiggle out of that one. But, actually, Sri Nithyananda, we really don't have much problem with your words. OK, yes, we do have some problem with your words, particularly your brainwashing propaganda, but on the most part, we really don't have much problem with your words, after all they are warmed-over ideas from other masters, with the exception of the newly minted dribble from Medhananda. But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we do have a big problem with your actions. Your actions say everything about the true you, and nothing like that deceptively compassionate you.  Yes, we're talking about same image of yours on YouTube where you looked like you just swallowed three packets of magic mushrooms. Sri Nithyananda, do you think that Sri Ashok Singhal would be kind enough to comment on your true actions? Not just your sweet-sounding words? Yes, we didn't think so either, but it was worth a try.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.

Nithyananda's Sex Fraud; from Room Service Ladies to Picketing Agitators

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Pimping Again; Offers Pick of the Litter to Shut Up Critical TV Coverage
Hi, there, Sri Nithyananda. Just when we think that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, couldn't stoop any lower than you possibly can, you manage to find away.

Wow, just because you hadn't paid off Sri Vijayakanth of Captain TV Chennai, and he told a few Truths about you, your cult, your fraud, and your operations, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, had to send in your room service ladies to the front line of action to protest in a high publicity stunt. Now, really, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you stated that you feel very hurt when your devotees are ridiculed, but you were missing in action for all of this. And, of all people, your room service ladies? How come you couldn't send in your thugs, you know, like the one that killed that Canadian in December 2008? So, you think if you have your room service ladies right there getting even more action and more coverage on the news, that will keep the critical media away? Or was this a ploy to attract even more donkeys (and room service ladies) into your brothel, excuse, we meant to say ashram?

Let's take a look at the picture, shall we?

Who wants to practice Swami's Tantric Energy Ritual? Really!?!, then just smile and form a single line.

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, whose idea was that? Didn't you exploit these ladies enough already? This fiasco must have only come from some guy. Was it you? Well, reason we ask is that we know that your a narcissistic, horny psychopath with incredibly bad judgment. So, we wouldn't be surprised if you were the brainchild behind this PR (public relations) flop.

OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, who else could it be? Ayya, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sadhananda Swami? That mean-spirited little wiggly worm would do anything to break the free will of his own mother and make her completely submissive to your cult. By the way, is she one of your room service ladies? Ayya's mother, of course. Just asking. Anyway, Ayya could certainly be one of the culprits.

Who else? Oh, Swami Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Sheelum Reddy, your cell mate. We're pretty certain that this is the sort of prank that nasty ogler would do just so he can scoop up any 'table scraps' for his own little feast. Just like one of the weaker wolves that hangs around in the shadows, after the alpha wolf (that's you, 'Swami' Nithyananda), he'll snatch up any piece of meat dangling on the bone when you're not looking. And when he thinks you're looking weak, he'll pounce and declare your pack/harem as his pack/harem. Just watch. So, it could have been him.

There's gotta be some more suspects. We know, how about your pretty-boy Floyd? You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you're clean-shaving swami with the straightened hair and rosy lips. Yes, that's right, Sri Nithya Gnanananda, a.k.a. Mr. Noble. The dentist that only drills at night. We don't know if his motives are to make sure he has a permanent molar capped on to his side or to eliminate some of the local competition for your the opportunity to give your private energy darshans.

Anyone else, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda? Oh, there sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda. He's definitely two-plank colonel. He's not quite the predator that Swami Bhaktananda is, but his arrogance, insensitivity, lack of common sense, and brainwashed deceit would have him send up his own daughters to massage your feet and render other private and 'divine' services to you, just like following in the footsteps of their mom. So, we know that sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda, a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, would have the chutzpah to send out humiliated room service ladies for even more humiliation. He probably thinks that he's doing something good. You, know, like for world peace or something.

But, wait a minute, Sri Nithyananda, something doesn't seem to add up! Look at that picture a little more carefully. Those signs are not in support of you! Someone has deceived these ladies and tricked them into hold up the wrong signs. Yes, someone has been giving out tricks, and lots of them! Just look!

"Silent in Agreement. Speak Out Against Injustice."

Wow, that might have been OK, but someone put a big red X right over your picture. Shameful. How could Ma Preethananda do this to you after all you've done for her? Is this like an X-marks-the-spot exchange? And, then 'Swami' Nithyananda, there's this sign being parading by Ma Darshananda:

"Another Enligthened Master? Is the World Losing?"

Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that slogan sounds a bit sarcastic. That doesn't sound like the type of humor that a real genuine 'holy' man and tantric healing master, such as yourself, would ever use. Are you sure that it didn't come from an impostor? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is she mad at you for giving her the name Darshananda? Just think, Sri Nithyananda, what did you do to give her a name like that?

"Abuser of Spiritual Leaders, He is Abusing Indian Tradition."

Oh, my gosh, 'Swami' Nithyananda. We would never have believed it if we didn't see it with our own eyes. It's Ma Supriyananda, the room service lady of steel, and her fist is just pumping up that sign. Are you sure, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that her name shouldn't be Ma Supermananda? Just look at those arms. Well, there Sri Nithyananda, they must have all turned against you. But, wait, there's more.

"Paramahamsa Nithyananda, Champion of Moder S E X."

Heavens to Betsy! 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Ma Sadhananda, a.k.a. Ayya's wife, is not going to help heal your reputation at all. And, that look on your room service ladies' faces, just confirms it. This give just way too much credibility. Now no one is going to believe that those videos were morphed. But, wait, there's more!

"Paramahamsa Nithyananda, When Will the World Realize Your SINS?"

Say it ain't so. It looks like Ma Shantananda is just baiting the world to see you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, in not good light. Sri Nithyananda, is she really on your side? Don't look now, but the slogan on this sign...

"Paramahamsa Nithyananda, Misguiding by Night, Vedic Traditions"

looks right out of YouTube! And, isn't that Ma Pranavananda? Or is that the neglected wife of that criminal, Bhaktananda? 'Swami' Nithyananda, when is her son, going to save her and escape from your sex camp? Isn't that what a good son should do? Oh, we, see, a good son in your books, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is someone who follows in his father's footsteps and becomes a career criminal to support your lavish lifestyle. OK, we won't ask again.

So, Sri Nithyananda. We're a bit confused. It seems that you took the trouble to have all of our room services ladies pumping their stuff right there in the front line so that Sri Vijayakanth of Captain TV Chennai would have a first hand view... but if you were as close as he was, anyone could easily tell that those sign were not about protesting against him and his work. Were you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, trying to convey a different message just to him, but not to anyone else? Hmmmm.

Oh, we think we get it now. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were trying to appease Sri Vijayakanth of Captain TV Chennai and secretly offer the tantric room service rituals of one of your choice ladies while appearing to be strong and resolute to the outside world. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, you really do run a classy organization. OK, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that was sarcasm. We know that you don't get it. OK, for your clarification, you run a real trailer trash of an operation and letting Sri Vijayakanth have the pick of the litter takes on a whole new meaning.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, for academic's sake, let's just assume that Sri Vijayakanth accepts your offer (probably so that you will all go away) and he actually needs to pick one of your room service ladies. We know that he would never do this in real life, but let's just give it a try on this blog. Which one of these combat ladies will give him the best tantric room service ritual just as you had taught them all including Ranjitha. 'Swami' Nithyananda, are there any clues? Let's take a look, shall we?

Here's Ma Shantananda.

You know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Ma Shantananda looks very distracted. And she has one hand firmly gripped on that sign post with her elbow sticking out. It's as if there were lots of anger; very strong and not paying much attention. That could be a very painful form of tantra. We give her grade of C-.

OK, now here's Ma Supriyananda again.

She really has way too much enthusiasm. She's giving the sign post the tantric death grip right up near the neck. That's painful. And, her arms pumping up another sign just means too much energy. Unless Sri Vijayakanth has a thing for Roller Derby ladies, we have to give Ma Supriyananda a pass. Grade: C+.

Oh, oh. Here's Ayya's wife, Jamuna Amma or Ma Sadhananda.

'Swami' Nithyananda, you can't really see this, but her other hand is holding the sign by the edge too. You, know, Sri Nithyananda, she's like the magician's apprentice. She obviously saw you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, performing the sacred earlobe love handle ritual, but what she doesn't realize that only an 'enlightened' tantric 'healing' master such as yourself should even consider attempting such a risky maneuver. Such brashness in tantra shows little respect, much like the female scorpions that sting and eat their mates after copulating. Clearly a dangerous sign. Grade: FAIL.

Now this one here, Ma Preethananda.

Hmmm. We don't know about this one. Her half closed eyes shows that she is ready to be placed into a deep tantric trance, which is good. But, if you look carefully, she is holding the sign post military style. Like a flag bearer on parade. That tantric position is usually very forceful and rigid, but will certainly get the job done. We'll give her a tantric grade of B.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, here's Ma Darshananda again.

We noted that she's holding the sign using the light-touched tantric sideways extended support grip; only using her fingertips. Delightful. But, look at the expression on her face. Ma Darshananda obviously has done this tantric ritual way too many times. It's as if she's ready to watch television with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, instead of focusing on the tantra. She might just be going through the motions. Clearly your disciple doing your brand of tantra; well suited for the task, but not that engaging. Grade B+.

Wow, look at this one, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda!

Ma Thyagatma must be your star student! Just look how she holds that sign post with both hands very gently as if she's playing a beautiful melody on a violin. She's doing the split finger tantric pulse with her upper hand, and her lower hand is doing the gentle grip squeeze for maximum support to the total tantric experience. Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, it doesn't get any better than this. But, wait! Sri Nithyananda, the gap between her hands is way too big. She obviously didn't learn that hand positioning from you. You require a much smaller gap, as if no gap it all. Don't you realize? She has been learning from a different tantric master! Oh, no, who could that be? Let's go down our list of suspects. Gnanananda? No way. Lacks the basic equipment for tantra, except for a tiny drill bit used in his nighttime dentistry. Sachitananda? Not a chance. His tantric tools are like a wet sponge. Better suited for mopping up messes and damage control. Sadhananda? His tantric utensils are fitted for hermit crab. They are only visible with a magnifying glass. Bhaktananda. Now there's a possibility. He certainly has a big enough tantra apparatus. But look at Thyagatma's hands and fingers. They are widely spread out. At Bhaktananda is just a penciled neck geek. So, it couldn't be him. Who can it be, 'Swami' Nithyananda? Who could have taught Ma Thyagatama this technique? We know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we figured it out. There's only one big time womanizing tantric master in the Banglore area that could pull that one off. It is your rival, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar! He is such a P-R-I-C eless piece of art of lying (and other deceptions). It could only be him! You know, Sri Nithyananda, his tantric love is like a parasite, it grows all over you. Gee, 'Swami' Nithyananda, although we would like to give Ma Thyagatma a high score, her not-so-loyal learning might jeopardize the health and safety of others. And, there's only so much stock of Airborne® available at your ashram since foreigners no longer flock to your ashram any more. Therefore, we have to give her a grade of: D+. Yes, that was a heavy penalty for not being loyal to her tantric master.

OK, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there's only one more room service lady left for Sri Vijayakanth of Captain TV Chennai to hypothetically choose from. And, that's Ma Pranavananda or was that Bhaktananda's wife?

Anyway, just look at how she hold the sign! Perfect form just like Ma Thyagatma. Not too hard, not too soft. With both hands, fully engaged. And, you can tell, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, that by the gap of her hands, she hasn't been learning her tantra anywhere outside of your ashram. Wow, a perfect and loyal tantric student. We give her an A+.

Sorry, there, Sri Nithyananda. We realize that you probably didn't want your tantric room service ladies to be exposed in such a candid way. But, hey, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we don't have much choice. After all, after all the facts (and a lot more) have been exposed in your videos.

Sorry that we couldn't make fun of all your holy harem, but just so our readers know from left to right here they are one more time for a curtain call:

• Ma Jamuna Amma (Ayya, 'Chief Gangsta'/Dhanasekaran's wife)
• Ma Thyagatma
• Ma Supriyananda
• Ma Chandrananda (say, Sri Nithyananda, doesn't this mean happy moon? Well, you should have kept your personal life out someone's name, but oh, well.)
• Ma Preethananda
• Ma Pranavananda
• Ma Shantananda
• Ma Nithya Devi
• Ma Darshananda (We were wondering what type of happy darshan really went on here, 'Swami' Nithyananda)
• Ma Padmini (Now, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what did Padmini do to deserve this name?  Any memories?)

Furthermore, your sex contract or nondisclosure act (NDA) prove that you practiced your 'tantra' in a wide-scale operation with many, many, many ladies, and what you did in the video was just the tip of your systematic operations. So, if these ladies can know all of this and realize that everyone knows that they too have received your special brand of tantric 'healing'...and still are willing to stand in the front line of a protest protecting you and your evil ways, then let them all be exposed and ridiculed. There's nothing to conceal, and the shame that they bear can now be placed equally between you and them. And, perhaps now, maybe, just maybe your room service ladies will think twice before clutching another picket sign and go on parade in support of your criminal empire. Yes, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, there is a price in being your partner in crime.

In addition, if anyone is inclined to be lured in by your mesmorizing speeches on YouTube and fancies ideas of joining your ashram to bask in your 'bliss', they will think again. Guys will certainly make all efforts to never let their wives, daughters, sisters, nieces, mothers, aunts, anyone join your operation whether that be a volunteer or an ashramite. There's no faster way to earn the reputation of slut than being associated with you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Master of Pimps. This is all you can offer now. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, exploited these ladies behind the scenes; now you shamefully exploit them in front of the whole world... only for your gain, and they do so willingly. You, Sri Nithyananda, are the ugliest of uglies.

So, our unsolicited advice to our readers Stay away! If your love one is stuck in Nithyananda's trap, get her (or him) out, fast! You don't want a lifetime of regret and an eternal cloud of shame to follow you and your family for the rest of your lives and beyond.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.