Nithyananda's Transformation Blueprint: From Fraud to Fugitive to Faker to Furlough
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Boy, you look a bit stressed, '
No, No, No, Sri Nithyananda. That is not Ma Medhananda Mayi under that house. She is still running loose out in the West, Seattle to be exact. That definitely isn't her. We hate to tell you this, actually, '
For the record, '
- Two cases under Sections 295A (deliberate and malicious acts, intended to outrage religious feelings of any class by insulting its religion or religious beliefs)
- 376 (punishment for rape)
- 377 (unnatural sex)
- 420 (cheating and dishonestly inducing delivery of property)
- 506 (criminal intimidation)
- 120B (criminal conspiracy) of IPC
Sri Nithyananda, your hair looks greasy, you're unshaved, your saffron cloth is wrinkled, and looks like you haven't slept all night. Why '
Wait a minute, '
Dear Blog Owner,Wow, '
Sorry to say that I am very offended by your humor. Please note, as the caretaker of pure evil, I want you to be aware that Nithyananda Swami does not meet my already very low standards. Just like Osho, I don't claim to be anything that I'm not. In this way, Nithyananda Swami, has tried to hide all of his shame behind a veneer of holiness. Nithyananda Swami is undeserving to be associated with our registered up-side-down 9-9-9™ symbol. Any further violations of our Registered Trademark, and I will make sure that the search engine ranking for this site sinks to the bowels of Nithyananda's abode. Have a nice day.
Yours cordially, The Devil
"Only a house-holder is entitled for tantric sex. Claiming to be a monk and using so many people for one's pleasure is unpardonable,"Who said that, '
"(Nithyananda) has violated UNAIDS guidelines as well as the rules of tantra."
“He (Nithyananda) should have had one partner and announced himself as a tantric guru. It has caused damage to the faith of people in the institution and traumatized many.”
Om Hrim NithyanandaBut, wait a minute, '
Om H-Ream it up your backside, NithyanandaSince you, '
Just think, Sri Nithyananda, in a two days, you'll be back on that 24(K) golden throne in your ashram waiting for a nice afternoon massage on your bed without any more surveillance cameras. Of course, with Bhaktananda in jail, you might have to give yourself that massage, but we know you'll manage somehow. So, just forty-eight hours of CID interrogation. That should be easy for you. In your book, Formless in Form, page 44, you, '
"So extreme was this penance that none but the most courageous even attempted it."And, you, '
So, what is this? Chest pain? Are you, '
"I believe the PET scan revealed what I call the brain's 'D-spot'. Whether you consider the 'D' in D-spot to stand for Delight, the Divine or even Dopamine (the chemical through which our bodies experience pleasure), initial indications are that the meditation can stimulate it."So, Sri Nithyananda, why then did the medical results for your chest pains come back as 'negative'? Weren't you able to heal yourself? '
Sri Nithyananda, have you ever thought about writing a book from all of these recent experiences as a fugitive and now as an inmate? We think a titled called "Common Criminal Behavior to Uncommon Criminal Acts" just might capture the essence of your new life story. We'll be sure to purchase a copy and write a favorable review for it. We can't wait to read the upcoming chapters. We'll be waiting.
- http://www.deccanherald.com/content/65789/nithyananda-likely-booked-fema.html (Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
- http://www.deccanherald.com/content/66097/nityanandas-police-custody-extended-two.html(Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
(Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
(Chandan Nandi of the Deccan Herald)
- (has actual contract)
Day 142: One Hundred and forty-two days have passed since Sri Nithyananda's bloggers of the Parallel Universe of La-La Land have not answered our simple chronological questions. We'll keep on reminding them.