Hi there, Sri Nithyananda, how are you doing? [blank and empty glare] Oh, yes, how selfish for us to ask you, '
Well, Sri Nithyananda, we guess that you're not the only ones in a hurry. Yes, we've been a little lazy on this blog, but not lazy on making the right things happen. Yes, '
Here's a few headlines that we want to state:
Swami' Nithyananda's request to dismiss the First Incident Report (FIR) (charges) was today, Monday, December 13, 2010. The High Court of Karnataka adorned the case again until Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2010. (How do you keep a moron in deep, deep, deep, suspense? We'll tell you on Wednesday, Sri Nithyananda.)
- Sex Swami Nithyananda, Sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda a.k.a. Siva Vallabhaneni, and Grumpy Bald Guy, Smarmy Nithya Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Mr. Gopal Sheelum Reddy are getting their formal invitation to the Policeman's Ball that will be this Thursday, December 16 at the Karnataka Courthouse. It is rumored that they will do a special hot-seat lap dance to reenact the crime scene in Las Vegas. OK, in all seriousness, the three criminals have been summoned by the Chief Judicial Magistrate to appear in court this Thursday, December 16. Should be a great photo op for their website.
- And, not to be left out of the party, Ma Sachitananda (Ragini) and Sri Sadhananda, a.k.a. DHANASHEKARAN Dhanashekaran (Ayya) absconded (ran away) from the ashram. They were officially summoned to appear at the court on Thursday along with the other three criminals, but were no where to be found. Arrest warrants have been issued.
- Nithyananda's filed a Special Petition with the India Supreme Court in Delhi to quash the charge sheet (indictment) against him. In response, one of our heroes from the CID Police Team, K.N. Yoggappa, said that police now has even more evidence against Nithyananda and his criminal cult. He anticipates at least two more Charge Sheets (indictments) to be filed against Nithyananda Swami very soon.
Was that the place you were eying to purchase, Sri Nithyananda? Why, '
Well, Sri Nithyananda, maybe we can have a game like Spin the Bottle or Truth or Consequences. How should we have this game, '
Hey, we have an idea, '
- Rounding up to the nearest 100, how many room service ladies got a similiar darshan like Ranjitha received?
- How many room service ladies are under age 18? (Looking like she was almost 18 doesn't count.)
- How many room service ladies have adult children?.. and how many of them were married?
- How many room service ladies are over the age fifty?
- How many room service ladies are really men / or boys? (Gnanananda doesn't count.)
- Why did it take over one week to get a simple death certificate for the Canadian who died of an accident (as you said, '
Paramahamsa' Nithyananda), but officially died of a heart attack like it was stated on the death certificate?
- How can a modern 'Paramahamsa' have $7.1 Million U.S.D. in his bank account, have all the property in his name, and still be an unattached 'Paramahamsa'?
- In what ways, do you, '
Paramahamsa' Nithyananda considered to be greater than any Paramahamsa from the past?
- Why haven't you been able to heal the big, swollen, stinky feet of Swami Sri Medhananda, but still initiate healers if they plunk down enough cash and swear the right allegiance?
- If you, '
Swami' Nithyananda, received so many Truths from your 53 days in jail, why do you seem so afraid of going back and getting more Truths? Why are you afraid to send your followers, Sri Nithyananda, from this golden opportunity?
- What's the real reason for having all those 24K gold thrones?
- How much persuasion did it take to get the Seattle priest, Mr. Subrahmanya Prasad Malladi, a.k.a. Sri Nithya Sevak, a.k.a. Charana, and his human parasite of a house-guest (pest) Ma Medhananda Mayi, a.k.a. Ms. Kavita Gaddam, to turn his daughter into a deceiving, conniving, and slippery sex criminal just like her live-in role model?
- What line works the best on ladies: A. "I'm your Lord Krishna." B. "I waited my whole life to elevate your being." or C. "Hey, baby, want to get enlightened?"
- What's the best technique of separating cash from your followers' hands?
- If you, '
Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are god, why is it so hard to stop some of those pesky blogs?
- More to come from our readers... (send them in today!)
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
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