'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Swami, Can You Say Sorry? For Your Fraud? For Your Cult?

Sex Swami, Nithyananda, Encouraged to Say "Sorry" to Help Heal & Save His Cult. But, He Won't.
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, doing? grrraabahhhh. Oh, that doesn't sound so well. Not like a true Paramahamsa that you claim to be. Are you, 'Swami' Nithyananda not feeling well? We heard that you, Sri Nithyananda, have been under the weather lately. Well, we all know that you're under the covers... doing that bedside tantra of yours. By the way, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, who's the lucky devotee that gets to wash all those bedsheets? Does this person get extra punya (merit) points? Combat pay? An extra morsel to eat at dinner time? Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, eating the crumbs off your sheets doesn't count. Not even the roaches want those. Yeck. We honestly can't imagine the pile of dirty laundry that you, Sri Nithyananda and your cult have collected. And we really don't want to see what's in your closet either. Honest. We remember when the CID Police team dragged out your dress-in-drag outfits from your closet, about 120 of them during a raid last April. That's enough memories for us to last a lifetime.

So, what's this being sick, when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are an 'elightened' holy healer who takes Airborne®, Viagra®, magic mushrooms (also known as shrooms with fellow stoners such as yourself, Sri Nithyananda), and a bunch of Ayurvedic herbs (for medical use only). Oh, we know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you will say that you are just absorbing the negativity of this planet and dissolving it just like Lord Shiva drank up the poison during the churning of the ocean milk. Like right. Did your special married film star lady, Ranjitha, you know, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, the one that you did all healing on your bed with? Did her negativity leave her? Why you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, said that those videos ruined her life. Wow, Sri Nithyananda, without your absorbing all that negativity, we be that a big anvil was going to drop out of the sky and fall on her. Lucky thing there was a genuine Paramahamsa Healing Master to save her. That could have been messy.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, actually we think that you might be suffering just a fraction of the (had) karma that you've accumulated. That might explain why you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, have been so sick lately and needing medical care. Or, maybe Sri Nithyananda, that's just your ploy to get to see young ladies in nurses outfits. Call it would you will, Sri Nithyananda, but we understand that all these bad things were going to happen to you this year if you didn't say sorry last year. Ooops. Perhaps you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, need to pay more attention to those fortune cookies. They might be trying to tell you something.

Anyway, there's another Swami out there, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and he's been trying to get you to say 'Sorry' for a long time. Do you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, remember Maharishi OM? Why of course you do, Sri Nithyananda. You had a chance to shake hands and exchange greetings in Charolette, North Carolina. Why Maharishi Om had a chance to sit next to Swami Bhaktananda the whole night and get to know all the wonderful things he does like that fabulous imitation of Kal Bhairava. Has Swami Bhaktananda ever thought about going on the Late Night Show and doing that imitation? We be there would be quite a response. Just like the response that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, received from Steve. It certainly would be a coup if Swami Bhaktananda could get on the Late Show. A coup for us, not you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Just in case you've forgotten, here' that video again where Maharishi Om asks you, Sri Nithyananda, and very nicely might we add, for you to say 'sorry'.

Nithyananda, Say Sorry! by Maharishi Om


'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we just love this part when Maharishi OM says:

Remember the statement from Kabirdas:

Guru kijiye jaan ke, paani pijiye chhan ke.

That means:

Understand your guru before you accept him, and always filter the water before you drink it.

Sri Nithyananda, we don't know if sludge as thick as the mud you serve can be filtered out. But, if we place an anti-Osho filter and run it through an electric-powered-cult-remover magnet, there just might be a drop or two of drinkable water in the stuff you ladle up. Maybe this is Maharishi Om's way of just say, "No" to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your cult trap. But, most likely, this is his way of getting others to think before they become emotionally pulled into thinking that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda are divine and can offer quick, albeit pricey enlightenment.

Sri Nithyananda, if you would like to monitor what other legitimate gurus are saying about you, so that you can have your counterattacks already, you may see even more videos about yourself (your favorite subject, 'Swami' Nithyananda) from Maharishi Om's YouTube Page:

Maharishi Om's YouTube Channel that Exposes the Cult and Fraud of Nithyananda

But, don't worry if you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, don't have the time. Later, we'll feature each one of these videos in this blog so that you can relish and contemplate on each one separately.

To be honest, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we don't really think you will say sorry. That's just not your style and something that a genuine self-proclaimed Paramahamsa is capable of doing. 'Swami' Nithyananda, you remind us of a naughty, but very determined four-year-old boy. You know, Sri Nithyananda, the one that is told not to do something over and over again. And, now matter what anyone does and how much warning and logic is applied to convince this naughty little boy not to do something, he just go out and do it. You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, must have been a real joy to raise. No wonder your father died so young and that your own mother didn't have the energy to correct you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, when you lied about your birthday.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's Attitude is like that of a very naughty, but determined boy. Nithyananda just has to have his way.

But, if you, Sri Nithyananda, ever get the notion to and wonder what you should say sorry for, we tapped on this video too:

Nithyananda - Eternal Curse From Former Devotees by NithyanandaFraud


'Swami' Nithyananda, we could make a nice long list for you, but it's getting late, and making this list would take a couple of days just to type it. So, this video will just have to do. Perhaps our loyal readers would like to write their own lists and have them posted on this blog. We welcome the feedback.

And, loyal readers, if you, not you, Sri Nithyananda, our readers, where were we, yes, if you, loyal readers, would like to write about your comments and share them so that others do not fall into Nithyananda's cult trap, please pass them on to our sister blog on this page here:

Sharings from Ex-Members (of Nithyananda's Cult)
(use the email address provided on that page)

OK, Sri Nithyananda, we look forward to hearing you say, 'Sorry', one of these days, but we're not going to wait around. Hell could freeze over first; that's at least the odds at the betting pool. But, we can't wait to hear what will happen to you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this year (the New Year after Diwali) if you don't say 'Sorry'. This could be really interesting. But, don't worry.  Maybe, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can write a book about it like "How I Survived a Scandal... and Still Did Not Say Sorry".

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

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