Nithyananda Gets an Early Admonishment by Swami Balendu (Swami Ji); Fraud Exposed in August 2009

An Early YouTube Relic Exposes Nithyananda and His Golden Cult - Nithyananda, You're No Real Paramahamsa
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Ribbbbhaabhaabhaa". Oh, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, sound well-rested, but a little depressed. We guess that with sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda (Siva Vallabhaneni) in jail and with many of your other inner-circle criminals hiding, that there's no one to schedule (and clean up afterwards) your room service ladies. No one that you can fully trust, that is. But, for every reward, there must be a risk. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did you once teach this risk management concept in one of your lectures? Oh, that's right, there's no risk following you, Sri Nithyananda, at all. A guaranteed solution. Hey, did you try telling that to sometimes-Swami Sri Nithya Sachitananda (Siva Vallabhaneni) as he's cooling his overheated heels in the prison hospital? He will be glad to know, that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are on top of your game again. And, is it true that Sri Nithya Pranananda and Sri Nithya Gnanananda, a.k.a. Mr. not-so Noble, the dentist that only drills at night, have gone into hiding? Anyone else? 'Swami' Nithyananda, we're sure that they didn't really go into hiding. After all, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, taught them how to face their fears just like you did up in Solan, Himachal Pradesh, where you were vacationing. Sri Nithyananda, we just noticed that in Wikipedia, Solan is known as the "Mushroom City" because of all the mushroom farming that goes on there. Was that what you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda were doing as you past the days waiting for your arrest?

Anyway, since you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, now have a little more time on your hands, except of course minus the few minutes it now takes for you to make your bed and dust off your 24K gold thrones yourself, to contemplate on your rapid descend from worshiped to sinking warship that's sending out your last Save Our Scandalized-swami (S.O.S.) signal.

Scandalized 'Swami' Nithyananda now has to deal with the reality that his ship might not make it to a safe harbor let alone not sail around the world. Inner-circle rats already are jumping ship.

'Swami' Nithyananda, do you remember way back in August 2009? Why there was no video of you, a genuine and certified Paramahamsa, revealing to the world on how to do bedside tantra with a married film star lady. There was no one asking the hard questions about that Canadian that died under mysterious circumstances in your ashram in December 2008. In August 2009, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, were planning your last tour to North America and had lots of big time donors. The only setback you had was that your Wikipedia self-marketing page got taken down, twice, back then. And, your only detractors were limited to Guruphiliac and some wild comments on YouTube. Annoying, but certainly not earth-shattering. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. For the record, there was an early whistle-blower that blew your bed sheet covers right off your 24K gold throne, but he went totally undetected. Under the radar for all this time. But, way back in August 2009, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) released not just one but two videos that shined light about your shady practices of deceit and greed. Since you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have time on your hands (but not on your side), let's watch them together, shall we?

Fake Gurus (i.e. Nithyananda) and Enlightenment Business Part 1



Although Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) doesn't mention you, 'Swami' Nithyananda by name, who else could he be referring to when he states about the fake guru 'sitting on a silver (should be golden) throne, wearing a gold necklace, claiming to become enlightened at the age of 12? Who else could Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) be talking about when he says:

"When I heard this language... what type of egotistic language is he talking."

Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) pokes all kinds of holes in your not-so-holy claim that because you're enlightened, you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda are justified to sit on a golden throne. Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) rips you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, some more by decrying your whole holy business of 'selling' enlightenment appealing to the greed of your brainwashed followers who you promise soon will be qualified also to sit on 24K gold thrones once they become enlightened just like you. Now, we to date, have not seen any of your followers, even your inner-circle criminals, sit on any 24K golden thrones like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. But, we're very aware of all the promiscuity that happens with your close, close followers. Are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda making an analogy for the word 'throne'? After all, these criminals seem to behave just like their master. Anyway, Sri Nithyananda, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) can't figure out the connection between sitting on a (golden) throne and being enlightened. Quite frankly, we can't either. So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this is a golden opportunity to explain to the world why you get to sit on a 24K golden throne and its connection to being an enlightened, true Paramahamsa. By the way, Sri Nithyananda, did Paramahamsa Ramakrishna ever sit on a 24K golden throne? Did Paramahamsa Ramakrishna have a collection of 24K golden thrones?... with big, heavy 24K gold malas? We don't recall ever hearing any of this, but since you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda studied at the Ramakrishna Maths instead of doing your spiritual wandering or even getting enlightened, we would trust your word on this matter. Please inform us.

Here's a few more quotes from Swami Balendu (Swami Ji):

"He (that's you, Sri Nithyananda) was talking, 'I'm sitting on a throne, because I'm enlightened."

Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) goes into a nice comparison how a true Paramahamsa is not interested in any of these worldly things like 24K gold thrones and 24K gold necklaces, etc.:

"Paramahasma Ramakrishna (a true Paramahamsa) wasn't interested (in this material nonsense). He was constantly connected with his God. He was not trying to sell 'enlightenment' to anyone. He was detached (from this worldly life)."

"Just putting this title (of Paramahamsa) in front of your name and attracting followers, making disciples, calling themselves Paramahamsa... this is full of EGO! There is no love (in such actions).... EGO and love doesn't go together."

Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) questions the motives of your followers, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. He says that maybe they are seeking enlightenment or maybe you are making them greedy for a throne.

Then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) declares another Truth about your followers, Sri Nithyananda. He says that they lack self-respect... acting like a sheep by being a follower (to you, Sri Nithyananda.) He goes on to say that they don't want to take any responsibility. It's just a lot easier to follow somebody, even someone like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Why, what's this here, Sri Nithyananda?:

Picture: Nithyananda Dheera looks for more of his kind.

Why it's Nithyananda Dheera. Sure looks like a brainwashed sheep. Should, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda rename him to be called Nithyananda Sheepa? And, what's happening here?:

Following fake swamis like Nithyananda is easy, but the view might not be so good.

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, Sri Nithyananda Dheera sure did a good job of finding a bunch of like-minded sheep followers, who will follow closely behind the next follower. We wonder if they can see anything that's around them other than the follower that's in front of them.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we've called you on being a wolf in sheep's skin before, but we think that you must be something much 'greater' than that. Why look:

Why settle for just a couple of victims, when 'Swami' Nithyananda can aim for several million just by donning some holy clothes.
Source: www.reverendfun.com

Yes, 'Swami' Nithyananda, being a wolf in holy clothes works much better in leading a whole flock of sheep astray rather than just getting one or two for one of your midnight room-service snacks when you pretend to be one of them. And, Sri Nithyananda, you of all people, pretend to be 'one of them'? Impossible. You just don't have that common touch. But, you pretending to be a holy man to lead them astray? Now there's a match.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what's going to happen to all of these sheep that you are able to lead down your path of 'enlightenment'?

Blind followers must demonstrate a leap of faith for their anointed master, Nithyananda.

Oh, yes, Sri Nithyananda, sheep are like lemmings, but tastier. And, fetch more on the open market. We all know what happens to sheep, but we really don't wan to show those pictures on this blog. But, what you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, do to these followers is far worse than any slaughter house does to a sheep. You, Sri Nithyananda, and your cult really define the word gruesome.

Don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we're not finished with you. There's another video you need to watch right now. But, don't worry, it's about your favorite subject. You.:

Fake Gurus (i.e. Nithyananda) and Enlightenment Business Part 2


In this second video, Sri Nithyananda, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji), tells Truths, which we full heartedly agree with. He questions why someone really needs a so-called 'Master'? The Divine is inside everyone, all someone needs to connect from within. One way to do this is through love. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, 24K golden thrones are very not necessary. Obsolete. And, these 24K gold thrones (like the ones, you have, 'Swami' Nithyananda) were never helpful, a requirement, or a condition, for having that connection with the Divine. Why these 24K gold thrones were never even a symptom of having that connection. But, on a side note, Sri Nithyananda, didn't arrogant kings, who had fierce armies and a legion of tax collectors, have 24K golden thrones? Weren't these 24K gold thrones part of the trappings of these kings' power-trip?

And, then Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) questions why any seeker would need an agent or a middle man. Not necessary. A so-called master is not needed either. So, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, are out of a job. So, will you be applying for unemployment benefits, welfare aid, food stamps? Looks like Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) just closed up your shop, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You're now out of business, or at least out of the holy business. So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, now that you're not longer able to sell 'god' and get a commission, what type of shop will you open now? Since you, Sri Nithyananda, are used to giving a pose with your hand out like you're blessing someone, maybe you can become a traffic cop. All you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will need is a cap, a whistle, and a uniform. Done. Now, at lest then, you, 'Swami' Nithyanada, will be serving some use to society.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda's new career as the Traffic Swami'. Motorists now can be 'blessed' as they go by or suffer the consequences.

Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) reveals another Truth when he says not to worship people, but to worship love instead. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, this isn't the same type of love that you have for 24K gold or even for your bedside tantric room service that you trick/trap innocent ladies into delivering. No, this is the type of unconditional love that a real Paramahamsa would have, like Paramahamsa Ramakrishna. Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) says no more photos. No more padaka (sandal) worship. So, Sri Nithyananda, there goes your Bliss Galleria sales. What will you, 'Swami' Nithyananda do with all those empty picture frames? Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) says, "be guided by love and inspired by love. Nothing more is needed. We are all the same."

Sri Nithyananda, understand, Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) lived in a cave in isolation for three years and 108 days, that's 1204 days (an extra day for Leap Year occurred), and he didn't simultaneousness stay at the Ramakrishna Math in Chennai and Belur. He was actually there. And, when Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) came out from his tapas (penance), he ended this nonsense of 'being worshiped' and just wanted to embrace and hug people. That's quite a contrast not to your sugary words, Sri Nithyananda, but to your unsavory practice.

Wow, 'Swami' Nithyananda, those are pretty strong words against you and your fraud. And, mind you, that was all before your sex scandal. We're sure that there are many more true gurus and true holy people out there that will also be against you. And, we'll be glad to give them space on our blog when we do find them.

'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, please understand, we do endorse Swami Balendu (Swami Ji) revealing Truths and exposing your fraud. We also encourage our readers to take a look at his videos and website, and to use their full intellect and unhurried time in examining Swami Balendu (Swami Ji)'s message and his life.

www.youtube.com/Jaisiya

www.jaisiyaram.com

The only modern gurus that we fully endorse are Paramahamsa Ramakrishna, Swami Vivekananda, and Sri Ramana Maharshi. But, don't worry, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we also endorse you; that is we endorse a full criminal investigation of you and your cult. Sorry, but that's the Truth. Good luck in wiggling out of this one.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

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