Nithyananda Celebrates Our One-Year Blog Anniversary; Cult & Fraud Exposed

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Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are you doing? "Grrrraaahaaaaaaa..." That doesn't sound very good. Are you, Nithyananda, enlightened 'healing' master and self-proclaimed Paramahamsa, under the weather? Did you, Sri Nithyananda, eat too many sweets for Navratri? We don't think that the Divine Mother wants you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to eat too many sweets. Maybe you should get a registered nurse, perhaps around 22 year-of-age and wearing one of those tight nurse's uniforms be be catering to you, just like you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed Ranjitha cared for you when you said that "you were not feeling well." It's nice to be pampered now and then, but there's no difference to how you'll be treated since you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, are a certified renunciant that claims to have no difference between what you, Sri Nithyananda, project during the daytime and what you do at night. No difference at all.

So, are you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda really not feeling well? You've done so much healing that we just couldn't imagine you for one moment feeling a bit punk. Not for one second. Honest. Hey, we figured it out, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why you're not feeling very well. You must be absorbing lots of negativity to help save the world. We couldn't guess for one moment what negativity there possibly could be in your ashram. Such a swarm of angels, you know, murder suspects like Sachitananda and Bhaktananda, and surrounded by such a wholesome ambiance that just radiates good energy. Other than a murder or two, a sundry of drugs - not to mention those happy, happy mushroom, some illegal forest products, a slew of divorces, broken homes, broken canes over ashramites' heads, a whole stadium worth of rapes and illicit tantric groping, some sex, ooops, we meant to say tantra with under-aged devotees along with unnatural 'tantra' with some men, and millions of dollars, maybe billions, of dollars in fraud, money-laundering, and revenues from questionable if not illicit means. Then there's all those true Masters' work you lifted as your own, is that plagiarism?, and all those stains on your holy saffron cloth. Did you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, offend anyone? Other than these things and a few others that the CID Police Team has compiled, we couldn't think of any negativity that you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and your cult followers have collected. It's just like Disneyland in Bidadi. The happiest place on earth. Just keep on eating those silly little mushrooms and your happiness will just keep glowing like a lava lamp. By the way, who supplies you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, with all those mushrooms? It couldn't be Sachitananda. He'd probably try to save money and pick your selected mushrooms in the wild, then you, Sri Nithyananda, could reach your ultimate stage of samadhi (trance). Hey, you know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, on second thought, you really should put Sachitananda in charge of scoring those shrooms for you. He might do a better job than expected. But, then again, he's good at knocking people off. And, 'Swami' Nithyananda, why do you suppose this very confidential information about you and your happy, happy magic mushrooms was leaked, to of all people, us? Is there a bunch of well-wishers that would like to see the Bidadi Disneyland and it's Magic Tantric Castle under new management? Why would anyone want to grab a hold of such a liability when lengthy prison sentences await those whose fingerprints are on such a property? Maybe there's a million reason. Maybe several hundred million reasons. Oh, well, we guess it is another Mystery of Mysteries. Soon, we'll be calling you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Mr. Mystery.

Sri Nithyananda, you just seem to love anniversaries and birthdays. For instance, we're not certain if we're suppose to celebrate your 'enlightenment' birthday of January 1, 1978/2000? Or shall we celebrate your passport birthday of March 13, 1977? Or how about celebrating April 2, 2007 the day your U.S. Visa was canceled? Or the day you were released from jail after 53 days of captivity? That's quite a few celebrations and anniversaries. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is there anything else that we can celebrate? Come on, it will help the economy. You will say, "No". Sorry, wrong again. There is something we can celebrate. Give up?

A: This blog.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, can you believe that it has now been one year since our first blog post? You will say, 'Yes'. OK, Sri Nithyananda, we accept your honesty. It has been a long year for you, a long year for your cult, and a very memorable year for us. Here they are, our first posts, just for old-time sakes:

• Nithyananda Corrupts Sanskrit and Vedic Culture
  
• Nithyananda Takes Transcendental Meditation (TM) to Cool Down while still a Boy in Thiruvannamalai
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Fails Mechanical Engineering College
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, Show Us Your Birth Certificate, Please
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Expelled from Ramakrishna Mission in Calcutta
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda & Graveyard Enlightenment
  
• 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda Spreads His Dark Tantric Bliss - This is NOT Lord Shiva

Note to readers: you might want to browse some of the earlier posts. They are short and easy to read.

And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, after one year, look at all what has happened. Let's see, first your attendance dropped off drastically to watch you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, and your dog and pony show of Bhaktananda and Medhananda during your Fall '09 US Holy Tour. Then all your stories about wondering, etc. were exposed as being lies for you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, were studying in the Ramakrishna Math in Chennai and Belur when you claimed that you had more adventures than Huckleberry Fin until reaching the 'ultimate' state of enlightenment. Did you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, ever reach that state? Doing drugs, doesn't count. Back to the events, Sri Nithyananda; then, a few videos about your inner-secrets got aired on YouTube, and you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, went into hiding like a scared, common criminal who occasionally released terrorist quality videos that opened up more questions than you answered (hey, those videos were very entertaining, kind of like "JackAss, the Second, Third, Forth and Fifth Coming". And so forth. During this time, we got a glimpse of how much you've looted and defrauded your followers, your land-grabs, your bogus donations, your smuggling, your wardrobe, etc. and even some mentioning of that mysterious death of a Canadian citizen in December 2008 which we think is a murder. (Don't worry, Sri Nithyananda, later we'll dedicate a whole blog post to possible murder in your Divine energy field of a pit-hole, called Dhyanapeetam, a.k.a. your ashram.  Look at it as a coming attraction.) Following this, we got to see all of your so-called temples close only to re-open again after a few months with fewer people now attending than one of your 'free' photo-op clinics for the poor. Then we got to watch you being hauled off in jail where you opened your mouth and said even some more amazing things like you weren't really a man or a woman or even a eunuch. Then, we got to see you released from prison to start your penance of doing your unique version of 'pancha tapas' (fire meditation for cleansing) where you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, substituted ghee with blue kerosene that was intended for the poor. After that, we got to see you try as hard as you could to 'rebound' as if nothing happened at all, while your thugs and soulless attorneys harassed and intimidated all potential victims. We can't forget about all those bussed in paid 'devotees' for your Broadway hit of 'Guru Purnima' and a few staged demonstrations complete with hourly scabs. (But, then again, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we know that you're used to paying for your services on an hourly rate, so nothing new here.)

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, if you're this great Swami and avatar of just about every deity that we can imagine or even not imagine, were there any predictions for that exciting year for you? Really? No predictions at all? We bet that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, really knew, but you wanted us to to keep us in deep, deep, deep suspense. So, you, Sri Nithyananda, decided to tell us later. So, what's going to happen for our next year's blog anniversary? Will we be going to jail or will you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, have that honor? Will we have a world contact day for extraterrestrials or 'enlightened' followers of yours? Will we have a last chance to repent before the 2012 Disaster happens where we become lighter and depressed watching you twiddle your thumbs in prison? Will Bhaktananda start wearing lady saris and wiggle a little? Will Ayya, a.k.a. Swami Nithya Sadhananda, start shaving his legs? Will Sachitananda start picking the right mushrooms? Will there be anything left in your bank accounts and your cronies' bank accounts to make a big law suite worthwhile? Sri Nithyananda, if you've given all of your ill-gotten loot to pay for lawyers, judges, and politicians, then it doesn't seem worthwhile to go after you. So, there is a bright side to all of this. But, don't worry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, perhaps you can get a loan from your inner-circle that has benefited from your holy business. We're sure that Ayya, Sachitananda, Bhaktananda, Medhananda, and perhaps even Sevakananda would all be willing to loan you a few million dollars to tie you over until you start up your holy money-making machine for the 'second coming'. Then again, these inner-circle thugs learned their holy business skills from you, sincere renunciant, so you better be prepared to pay them with interest, which will probably be a little bit steep and above the market rate knowing the behavior of your spiritual sharks. And, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you better pay them promptly, or you might be on the receiving end of even more threats from some phony Kal Bhairava with real mafia consequences. After all, they did learn a few things from their master.

OK, Paranormal Nithyananda, we'll wait to see your predictions unfold and then wait even a little longer for you to tell us after-the-fact that these 'predictions' happened just as planned. Until then, Happy Belated Navratri and Happy Diwali 2010. We are sure that plenty of fireworks will be going off soon.

Thanks, loyal readers, even you, Ma Mark Jackson, for making this blog a tool in exposing the fraud from Sri Nithyananda and his criminal cult. In one year, we had about 115 posts, over a million and a quarter page views, and 4,195 published comments. So, we appreciate everyone's effort in getting the word out and people's awareness up. Stay tuned, we have lots more information to expose, so our job isn't done yet. But, we're getting there thanks to you.

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.