ONE Victim has Come Forward Against Nithyananda & His Cult

Criminal Charges Against God-Fraud Nithyananda & His Cult Will Certainly Stick Now
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. Do you remember all those low grade comments typified by some 'anonymous' commenter by the name of Ma Mark Jackson who claimed to live in Los Angeles, but IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable) was clearly in Fremont? Of course you do, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. We bet that you had your minions go out and flood us with such low grade taunts as there has been no, as in ZERO, victims coming forward... therefore, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, will soon be declared 'innocent' and all the cases against you will be dropped. We said, "Hey, what about the videos that not just one, but two Forensic Science Laboratories (FSL), one in New Delhi and the other one in Hyderabad, both deemed your video as authentic, and both named you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda and Ranjitha as the two characters in the video. So, let's repeat. Authentic means not morphed, manipulated, and altered as you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, claimed they were. As if that wasn't enough evidence? But, oh, no. You, Sri Nithyananda, had it set up where one of the victims one have to come forward to file a criminal complaint against you. But, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we all know that you went around trying to bribe, blackmail, or just downright intimidate any possible vicitm. It's no secret, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that you offered Ma Nithyananda Gopika five million U.S. dollars ($5,000,000.00) to keep quiet. Other victims were leveraged by your goons and brainwashed followers to either keep quiet or scared. Sorry, 'Swami' Nithyananda, those that have strong beliefs in the Divine don't fall victim to your shenanigans.

So, anyway, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we certainly cannot blame you for not trying. And, perhaps you were just a few fat envelops away from walking away from that whole train wreck of your own creation. We knew that in the last week's court hearing, you were hoping that everything would be dropped. Zero sex victims. Zero charges. Zero crimes. You were hoping for a zero tolerance of emptiness to push you back into the realms of a genuine self-proclaimed 'Paramahamsa' seated on your golden throne with room service ladies galore to massage your feet (and perhaps more). Why we saw you back in old form wearing lots of crazy colors and even heard reports of Ranjitha, that married film star lady friend of yous, being seen on stage helping you with your latest hairdo. You were that close. A zero would have still made you looked like a hero to all those brainwashed followers. Their wallets were about to open again and you would be able to refill all of your coffers to the pre-scandal levels.

But, oh darn, 'Swami' Nithyananda. Someone as in ONE came forward. SomeONE who could not be bought; SomeONE who broke loose of your sway; SomeONE who cannot be intimidated; SomeONE who has a stronger sense of standing up for justice, and someONE who has zero (there's that word again) tolerance for all the crimes you have done. It only took ONE to make you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, a zero again. That means from zero to one, you went from won to zero. All in just in just one minute upon getting the news. So, in honor for our new love for the number one, and perhaps our new number one, besides Sri Nithya Dharmananda, a.k.a. Lenin Karuppan, our Hanuman 3.0, we picked out a few songs we would like you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, to hear. We've heard you call a lot of people 'dogs' and 'snakes', and compared to being an ashramite in your order, that's an upgrade. So, we picked out a song made famous by a group called "Three Dog Night" and their 1969 cover hit (there's that number again) 'One':



Actually, 'Swami' Nithyananda, that version of "One" was a cover by Aimee Mann. We liked the haunting female vocals. It really captured the loneliness that you're about to experience. Here's the original "Three Dog Night" cover version of the song "One" that became famous and got tons of airplay in 1969:



And just to make sure that it is drilled into your head, hey, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, would that make it an engram (your ripped-off Scientology nonsense for samskara)?... anyway, we also like the original version of "One" by Harry Nilsson:



Yes, this version of 'One' by Harry Nilsson really captures that feeling of a man that is about to go to prison for a long time. Any takers?

So, there you go, 'Swami' Nithyananda, three by Three Dog Night. All about One. The ONE that made you lose. And turned you into a ZERO. Hoping you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda will remember these songs the next time you call someone a dog. But, don't worry, we have some songs lined up about snakes too. We'll surprise you, Sri Nithyananda, another time with those.

So, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what's so bad about just one person coming forward? You, 'Swami' Nithyananda, almost sidelined Lenin through a bunch of illegal legal filings, and you have gotten your NithyaZombies® to do similar practices against contributors to this blog. But, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, came up empty. But, now you have just ONE more pserson. Shouldn't be too hard to deal with for an 'enlightened' healing master. In fact, just for a worldly man, this shouldn't be too hard to pay off? After all, you have the cash, the property to sell, and all those swollen bank accounts of your not-so-merry henchmen, right? Oh, shucks, now that this news has hit the press, it will be very difficult for anyone to pull out without a major ordeal. The criminal complaints are fully committed now. Although you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda wouldn't know about this, but it like being married.... to your fate. Sealed with a kiss. Oh, well, you love graveyard practices. So, now you've dug your grave, you get to meditate in it... for about ten years with good behavior. So, with just one person coming forward, your bail terms are mighty near of being voided? Does that mean back to the women's prison or whatever hole the authorities see fit for a man (or woman) of your stature? So, all that freedom is coming to an end; especially if you let the likes of Anjula Jackson speak on your behalf. We would like to extend our personal gratitude to dear old Anjula for sealing your fate so nicely. Don't tell anyone, 'Swami' Nithyananda, but we promised her that we wouldn't make fun of her on this blog if she could get the CID Police team all upset with you. So, she's kept her end of the bargain, now we have to keep our end.

And, let's imagine 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, just for a moment. What if the power of ONE becames the power of TWO or maybe even THREE or FOUR??? Wow, that would almost guarantee that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, would be spending your human eternity in jail. But, maybe, just maybe, the prison will have high speed internet access and you can still give your e-Kalpataru darshans behind bars. And, if you're really lucky, 'Swami' Nithyananda, YouTube will still have a copy of your videos of you romping around, we mean to say, practicing tantra, with Ranjitha. Because that might be the closest thing to your special brand of tantra that you'll be able to practice in this life. 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, is reliving a memory over and over again a good thing? We thought so too. Enjoy.

On a serious note, victims, please, you are not alone. Now is the time to come forward. Please let the CID Police Team hear your story. It will help bring this sorry tale of self-absorbed psychopath to an end.

And, look, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what did the power of just ONE person do to your website? You know, 'Swami' Nithyananda, your marketing arm? Let's take a look. Hmmm, we see all the pictures of you featuring your trademark crocodile smile stopped on September 19. Did you, Sri Nithyananda, run out of storage for all those high resolution jpegs? And what are these headlines here on your news section?

• Nithyananda’s devotee issues legal notice to television and print media for circulating the false and defaming video on Nithyananda since 2 March 2010
  
• NITHYANANDA DHYANAPEETAM SLAPS LEGAL NOTICE ON DECCAN HERALD FOR MISLEADING ARTICLE
  
• ‘AYYARE’ Telugu Movie Crew receive Legal notice from Nithyananda’s Ashram – 2010, September 16

Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, you sure have been a busy boy making legal threats against everyone. Did you forget anyone on this list? We didn't see Santa Clause on here. Did you forget? 'Swami' Nithyananda, are these your new 'Kal Bhairava' threats? Yeah, we thought so too. Bhaktananda wasn't very effective at scary anybody either. Shall we now call you, 'Nithyananda, the Legal Class Suit Swami'? That doesn't sound very classy to us. Did Paramahamsa Ramakrishna or Ramana Maharshi ever have to go around threatening just about everybody with legal action? You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, did another 'first' again. A real trend setter. We'll save all of this rich material for another post. But, for now, if any of these violators give you any trouble, just have Ms. Anjula Jackson lay on the charm and get the CID Police Team to show these perpetrators that you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, mean business.

And, what about your Himalaya Tour, you know, Sri Nithyananda, the one you gave the theme of "The Truth Is (Satyam Tathaata)". So nice of you to print the itinerary on your website. We know that by having a group this large take the Himalayas by storm that you're locked into that schedule. No need to trace your cell phone this time. Just follow all of those 'enlightened' followers with bright orange kavi cloth (or whatever color you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda chose this time) and the police will find their man without any effort at all. So easy. And don't try to duck out this time. Otherwise, all your cash paying, potential donor base, will see a real coward in action, trying to hide like a scared little mouse who is afraid of its own shadow (or shadowy practices). Perhaps if you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, dress up like a woman, you might fool everyone... again, and give them the slip, or at least part of your saree. And, who knows, maybe the Himachal Pradesh Police will have the dubious honors of picking you, Sri Nithyananda, up a second time. Now that sounds like a double date we wouldn't want to miss.

So, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we really can see that in your legal threats to the Deccan Herald, you really want to know who the identity of the victim who has made the legal complaint against you? Well, sorry, you and your LegalZoom.com lawyer both know that it is illegal for the press or anyone to divulge the identity of that brave soul. That person is protected. So, you, being a law-abiding citizen will certainly understand and respect the law. Later when you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, get the charge sheet from the CID Police Team, then there might get to know more of those little details that you were asking for.

But, we don't want to disappoint you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, so we'll give you a small little hint about this victim that has come forward. But, you, 'Swami' Nithyananda, promise that you won't tell anyone. OK, fair enough. We understand that the victim who made complaint about you, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, has red hair. OK, now that you, Sri Nithyananda, have that clue, let's look at some of the possible suspects, shall we? But, this is top secret. Shhhhhh.

Here we go. First in our line up of possible suspects is Ginger from the television series Gilligan's Island.

Ginger played the role of the movie star in Gilligan's Island. Wow, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, she sure does look like a room service lady. Did you keep her waiting on that island that you had sometimes-Swami Sri Sachitananda researched and was supposed to purchase? Wasn't that island going to be your autonomous country that you wanted to start? Well, 'Swami' Nithyananda, you can't blame her for being upset if you just kept her waiting on some deserted island promising to start your country there. Maybe it was her.

Oh, look, it's Lucile Ball from the television series "I Love Lucy".

Sri Nithyananda, we hate to bother you with details, but Lucile Ball died back in 1989. That was twenty-one years ago. Oh, oh. We think we understand now, 'Swami' Nithyananda. You do all of those graveyard tantric ceremonies, and we think we get the idea of what goes on during those rituals. Not good. Readers, please don't visualize any of this. Not a healthy thing for normal people. Not at all. Just move along before your inner and outer spaces get affected. Yikes!

Who's this?

Oh, we remember. It's Jessica from the movie, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". Wasn't that movie about fiction interacting with reality? 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, we see that it is just like reading your autobiography, Nithyananda Vol. 1. That book was certain a lot of fiction framed in the context of reality. It even fooled a few people for a short time. OK, that definitely makes Jessica a suspect too.

And, what's this clown?

Whoa Nelly! Why it's Bozo The Clown! You, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, sure could of fooled us. By looking at this picture, we thought that it must have been Sri Nithya Sevananda, you know, Palaniappan or Mr. Pineapple. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you teach Mr. Pineapple how to cross dress? That face really resembles him. OK, we'll now count both Bozo and Mr. Pineapple as suspects.

And, Sri Nithyananda, we recognize this one here.

It's Woody the Woodpecker! OK, that name sort of says it all. We should just stop and move on to the next suspect. Sorry, this is just too easy. 'Swami' Nithyananda, did you ever notice how that Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, the lady who roiled the CID Police Team by filing contempt charges against them?

Well, don't look now, but Anjula Jackson, a.k.a. Ma Nithya Viroopananda, has the same beak as Woodie the Woodpecker! And, look at those eyes! They are the same. Bulging like a bug. Could Woodie the Woodpecker be, nah, it couldn't be. The CID Police Team wouldn't believe her if it was. Anjula Jackson's credibility is just shot. OK, Moving on. Next suspect.

Oh, my gosh, 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, look here!

It's the comedian 'Carrot Top' and one of the Muppets! 'Swami' Nithyananda, tell us that you didn't do tantra rituals with Carrot Top! Please, tell us it isn't so! Isn't anything still sacred? And, a sock puppet? We don't want to know how you did your so-called ancient tantric practices with a sock puppet. We just don't want to know. Honest. But, 'Swami' Nithyananda, we are curious on how a sock puppet could possibly turn against an 'enlightened' healing master like you? Is there no integrity and respect for someone like you left in this world? Tell us it ain't so!

Here's some of the latest news stories including that bombshell set off by the Deccan Herald, which is still our favorite paper:

• TN Woman’s Plaint Against Godman - Deccan Herald
• CID Wants to Cancel Nithyananda's Bail - Express Buzz
• CID May Cancel Bangalore Sex Swami's Bail - NDTV.com

Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.

Special thanks to our super commenter, Anonymous, a.k.a. Ma Mark Jackson of Los Angeles, with a Comcast IP address of 67.188.196.# (Comcast Cable), operating in or near Fremont, using a Mac OS X 10.5, FireFox browser, screen resolution of 1440 x 900, and a color depth of 24 bits and who has political connections by claiming that her "Uncle is a serious high court judge in Chennai". Thanks for inspiring us to go forward to continue the battle against 'Paramahamsa' Nithyananda. You were a real savior.