Hi, there, Sri Nithyananda. Just when we think that you, '
Wow, just because you hadn't paid off Sri Vijayakanth of Captain TV Chennai, and he told a few Truths about you, your cult, your fraud, and your operations, you, '
Let's take a look at the picture, shall we?
Who else? Oh, Swami Bhaktananda, a.k.a. Gopal Sheelum Reddy, your cell mate. We're pretty certain that this is the sort of prank that nasty ogler would do just so he can scoop up any 'table scraps' for his own little feast. Just like one of the weaker wolves that hangs around in the shadows, after the alpha wolf (that's you, '
There's gotta be some more suspects. We know, how about your pretty-boy Floyd? You know, '
Anyone else, '
But, wait a minute, Sri Nithyananda, something doesn't seem to add up! Look at that picture a little more carefully. Those signs are not in support of you! Someone has deceived these ladies and tricked them into hold up the wrong signs. Yes, someone has been giving out tricks, and lots of them! Just look!
Wow, that might have been OK, but someone put a big red X right over your picture. Shameful. How could Ma Preethananda do this to you after all you've done for her? Is this like an X-marks-the-spot exchange? And, then '
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, that slogan sounds a bit sarcastic. That doesn't sound like the type of humor that a real genuine 'holy' man and tantric healing master, such as yourself, would ever use. Are you sure that it didn't come from an impostor? '
Heavens to Betsy! '
looks right out of YouTube! And, isn't that Ma Pranavananda? Or is that the neglected wife of that criminal, Bhaktananda? '
So, Sri Nithyananda. We're a bit confused. It seems that you took the trouble to have all of our room services ladies pumping their stuff right there in the front line so that Sri Vijayakanth of Captain TV Chennai would have a first hand view... but if you were as close as he was, anyone could easily tell that those sign were not about protesting against him and his work. Were you, '
Oh, we think we get it now. You, '
Here's Ma Shantananda.
You know, '
OK, now here's Ma Supriyananda again.
She really has way too much enthusiasm. She's giving the sign post the tantric death grip right up near the neck. That's painful. And, her arms pumping up another sign just means too much energy. Unless Sri Vijayakanth has a thing for Roller Derby ladies, we have to give Ma Supriyananda a pass. Grade: C+.
Oh, oh. Here's Ayya's wife, Jamuna Amma or Ma Sadhananda.
Now this one here, Ma Preethananda.
Hmmm. We don't know about this one. Her half closed eyes shows that she is ready to be placed into a deep tantric trance, which is good. But, if you look carefully, she is holding the sign post military style. Like a flag bearer on parade. That tantric position is usually very forceful and rigid, but will certainly get the job done. We'll give her a tantric grade of B.
We noted that she's holding the sign using the light-touched tantric sideways extended support grip; only using her fingertips. Delightful. But, look at the expression on her face. Ma Darshananda obviously has done this tantric ritual way too many times. It's as if she's ready to watch television with you, '
Wow, look at this one, '
Ma Thyagatma must be your star student! Just look how she holds that sign post with both hands very gently as if she's playing a beautiful melody on a violin. She's doing the split finger tantric pulse with her upper hand, and her lower hand is doing the gentle grip squeeze for maximum support to the total tantric experience. Wow, '
Anyway, just look at how she hold the sign! Perfect form just like Ma Thyagatma. Not too hard, not too soft. With both hands, fully engaged. And, you can tell, '
Sorry, there, Sri Nithyananda. We realize that you probably didn't want your tantric room service ladies to be exposed in such a candid way. But, hey, '
Sorry that we couldn't make fun of all your holy harem, but just so our readers know from left to right here they are one more time for a curtain call:
- Ma Jamuna Amma (Ayya, 'Chief Gangsta'/Dhanasekaran's wife)
- Ma Thyagatma
- Ma Supriyananda
- Ma Chandrananda (say, Sri Nithyananda, doesn't this mean happy moon? Well, you should have kept your personal life out someone's name, but oh, well.)
- Ma Preethananda
- Ma Pranavananda
- Ma Shantananda
- Ma Nithya Devi
- Ma Darshananda (We were wondering what type of happy darshan really went on here, 'Swami' Nithyananda)
- Ma Padmini (Now, '
Paramahamsa' Nithyananda, what did Padmini do to deserve this name? Any memories?)
In addition, if anyone is inclined to be lured in by your mesmorizing speeches on YouTube and fancies ideas of joining your ashram to bask in your 'bliss', they will think again. Guys will certainly make all efforts to never let their wives, daughters, sisters, nieces, mothers, aunts, anyone join your operation whether that be a volunteer or an ashramite. There's no faster way to earn the reputation of slut than being associated with you, '
So, our unsolicited advice to our readers Stay away! If your love one is stuck in Nithyananda's trap, get her (or him) out, fast! You don't want a lifetime of regret and an eternal cloud of shame to follow you and your family for the rest of your lives and beyond.
Follow your dharma. Use your common sense. Listen to your inner-conscience, and follow the Truth. Come out of this trap, and escape from this fake and fraudulent cult scam.
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