Nithyananda's Personal Bank Account Has Over Rs 32 Crore ($7.1 Million U.S.D.)
Hi there, Sri Nithyananda. How are feeling? Well, we could have guessed you would say something like that. But the good news is that the hospital has given you a clean bill of health. Nothing wrong with you, '
Sri Nithyananda, we're a bit embarrassed to ask this, but when you were in the hospital, did you, get checked for any of those diseases? You know, '
Ha! Ha! Ha!, Sri Nithyananda. That's a piggy bank! For our overseas readers, traditional American children from a forgone era would collect coins in such piggy banks. When the pig was full, the children would smash it open with a hammer and collect all of the savings. But, most kids, being careful, would usually just use a knife and work the money out that way.
1 crore = 10,000,000That comes to over $ 7.1 Meeeeeeeellion Dollars!!!
Rs 1 INR = $0.022399 U.S.D. /
$1 U.S.D = Rs 44.6448 INR
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, having all the cash in hand is mighty helpful in these difficult times, especially when all your rich donors have pulled the plug on their generosity in trusting a sex-crazed sanyasi (renunciant) lead them to a better life. We think that your former donors would get more benefit by out going out and putting their money on horse races. At least then they can trace the source of all that B.S.
So, let us get it straight. You, '
Wow, Sri Nithyananda, having all this money does create a bit of a problem. The authorities are definitely going to ask questions like what means did you get all of this money? Where did you get all this money? How did all this money get transferred? Why was this money not reported to the tax authorities and exchange authorities? etc., etc. And, '
One thing for sure, there, '
So, how did you make all of that money? Let's see now. You, '
But, wait, there's more. For those really wealthy people who had something that you wanted, land, temples, lot of money, good-looking-daughters, etc., you would give them extra attention (yeah, we know what type of attention you gave some of those folks) and some promise of health, wealth, or easy enlightenment. Presto. What they had and you wanted was now yours. A very simple business model.
But wait, there's more. By franchising so-called 'Vedic' temples that worshiped idols in your image and that recited corrupted mantras with your name in them, you could make a killing. '
Sri Nithyananda, do you remember telling your ashramites that not to worry or feel bad for these carvers that had to work long hours for practically nothing? Yes, we remember that you, '
And why you have a good thing going, '
But, let's now stop there, '
Back to the picture of you in the hospital above, '
Hey, Sri Nithyananda, we thought of another problem that having all this money exposed might bring. Perhaps all of those politicians and judges that you had sometime-Swami 'Stonewall' Sachitananda visit with big, fat envelopes now know what you are really worth. Don't you think that they will now feel a bit cheated when they realize that they could have asked for a whole lot more, but only settled on peanuts and a promise to be invited to sit in the front row at your first big darshan after this whole silly thing blows over? Wow, '
Good guess, '
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